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Re: Shitty movies

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Re: Shitty movies

Postby calfzilla » Tue Feb 06, 2018 8:14 am

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Re: Shitty movies

Postby comesect2.0 » Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:55 am

Have you seen his new movies calf? His writing is superb.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby calfzilla » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:24 am

Steven Seagal movies have writers?
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby Corey Y » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:28 am

calfzilla wrote:Steven Seagal movies have writers?


One presumes they're just sort of mumbly dictated to an assistant, with a lot of wavy hand gestures.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby $harkToootth » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:29 am

If you look at the overall plots...some are not completely moronic. I would even argue there is some 'compassion' in a lot of the films. Individual scenes though...my goodness.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby calfzilla » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:35 am

Corey Y wrote:
calfzilla wrote:Steven Seagal movies have writers?


One presumes they're just sort of mumbly dictated to an assistant, with a lot of wavy hand gestures.

Are you sure that's not the choreography director? Or are they both the same person?
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby Corey Y » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:40 am

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Corey Y wrote:
calfzilla wrote:Steven Seagal movies have writers?


One presumes they're just sort of mumbly dictated to an assistant, with a lot of wavy hand gestures.

Are you sure that's not the choreography director? Or are they both the same person?


Anyone is Steven's assistant, if they're near enough to hear him speak. He just assumes you're doing his bidding.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby $harkToootth » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:41 am

I need to re-watch this. I'm beginning to love everything about this movie.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby calfzilla » Tue Feb 06, 2018 10:42 am

Corey Y wrote:
calfzilla wrote:
Corey Y wrote:
calfzilla wrote:Steven Seagal movies have writers?


One presumes they're just sort of mumbly dictated to an assistant, with a lot of wavy hand gestures.

Are you sure that's not the choreography director? Or are they both the same person?


Anyone is Steven's assistant, if they're near enough to hear him speak. He just assumes you're doing his bidding.

Oh I meant the choreographer and the writer.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby Achtane » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:01 am

GEOSTORM was really bad :lol:
But there was one fantastic scene involving frozen seagulls raining from the sky and smashing into the asphalt all around this girl.
It was like a bad movie that would have come out 15-20 years ago when movie producers had boners for natural disasters for some reason.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby $harkToootth » Thu Feb 08, 2018 10:06 am

I've fallen down the Neil Breen rabbit hole. I'm enjoying this disrupter of my existence but I'm not recommending. There is so many more 'great scenes' than this video shows.

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Re: Shitty movies

Postby calfzilla » Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:26 pm

I feel like House and House II should be mentioned.

And Lexx.

And a movie I thought was called Space Invaders but that doesn't seem to exist. It was on Sci-Fi back when it was Sci-Fi.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby Corey Y » Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:34 pm

Might you mean Spaced Invaders? It is a bizarrely terrible film, but I was slightly obsessed with it as a kid because it starred my childhood crush Ariana Richards as a girl who liked to make her own Halloween costumes (which was my jam).

I quite enjoy/relate to the taste of the Good Bad Flicks youtube channel, he did an episode on it:

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Re: Shitty movies

Postby calfzilla » Thu Feb 08, 2018 1:41 pm

I don't think so. I seem to remember quite a few explosions in the first 15 minutes or so. I always managed to start watching 5 minutes in and then I would see something on the TV guide and change the channel in the exact same spot every time.
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