Shitty movies
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Re: Shitty movies
by Eivind August » Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:19 pm
I recently watched 7 Grandmasters and The Mystery of Chessboxing. Both are movies that entertained me, while leaving me with a lot of questions regarding plot and sudden character development. Recomended for the kung fu crowd.
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Re: Shitty movies
by ibarakishi » Wed Dec 13, 2017 10:42 am
+1 for 7 Grandmasters. It is really hard finding a kung fu movie that isn't enjoyable IMO before the 90s
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Re: Shitty movies
by $harkToootth » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:16 am
Love Kung-Fu movies. I always find they're better when you kind of go in not knowing what they are about. Unpopular opinion but I was never a big 'The 36th Chamber of Shaolin' fan. Partly because I think I hyped it up so much before actually seeing it.
Stuff like this is more my speed (three VERY different types of Kung-Fu films):
I could post BLACK BELT JONES clips all day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExA9erdhB5E
Stuff like this is more my speed (three VERY different types of Kung-Fu films):
I could post BLACK BELT JONES clips all day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExA9erdhB5E
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Re: Shitty movies
by BetterOffShred » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:25 am
Black belt jones is classic af. I love that movie haha
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Re: Shitty movies
by $harkToootth » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:49 am
"My cookie would kill you!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S06VLuI2Bng
This can inevitably stem into Blaxploitation Cinema. I had an eclectic taste in film from a very early age. I remember when I was 7 or 8, my parents were going out and I was watching TV in their room. Well...TCM was playing HELL UP IN HARLEM and I remember recognizing Julius Harris from LIVE AND LET DIE, so I kept the movie on. I think it was the scene where Tommy Gibbs (played by the great Fred Williamson) takes someone's kid that my Mom exclaimed, "What on Earth are you watching?" {A reviewer summarized the scene as "Gibbs, after kidnapping someone else's children (and even here, the film seems confused as to exactly how many
children, one or two--with Helen simply accepting the incident rather than bothering to report it to anyone)"}. Good times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmKvxQ_itl8
I need to get more 90's OVA's back in my life...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBQltClg9nw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S06VLuI2Bng
This can inevitably stem into Blaxploitation Cinema. I had an eclectic taste in film from a very early age. I remember when I was 7 or 8, my parents were going out and I was watching TV in their room. Well...TCM was playing HELL UP IN HARLEM and I remember recognizing Julius Harris from LIVE AND LET DIE, so I kept the movie on. I think it was the scene where Tommy Gibbs (played by the great Fred Williamson) takes someone's kid that my Mom exclaimed, "What on Earth are you watching?" {A reviewer summarized the scene as "Gibbs, after kidnapping someone else's children (and even here, the film seems confused as to exactly how many
children, one or two--with Helen simply accepting the incident rather than bothering to report it to anyone)"}. Good times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmKvxQ_itl8
I need to get more 90's OVA's back in my life...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBQltClg9nw
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Re: Shitty movies
by comesect2.0 » Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:54 pm
so Disney owns ALIEN and star wars now??................good heavens.. 
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Re: Shitty movies
by JereFuzz » Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:52 pm
Well no Last Jedi on this thread ... that is comforting ...
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Re: Shitty movies
by Bassist_Diver » Sun Dec 17, 2017 1:52 pm
Cannot fucking wait to see The Disaster Artist. 
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Re: Shitty movies
by $harkToootth » Wed Dec 27, 2017 12:37 am
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Shitty movies
by Achtane » Wed Dec 27, 2017 2:06 am
Just watched The Room.
Fantastic.
Fantastic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw
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Re: Shitty movies
by fcknoise » Wed Dec 27, 2017 5:48 am
Achtane wrote:Just watched The Room.
Fantastic.
Such a great time
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Re: Shitty movies
by Bassist_Diver » Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:24 am
fcknoise wrote:Achtane wrote:Just watched The Room.
Fantastic.
Such a great time
What a story, Mark.
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Re: Shitty movies
by $harkToootth » Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:07 pm
I was really into this. Something endearing about it. It's one of those 'meta-shitty' movies. The story starts off with an idea and absolutely loses all cohesiveness but the film was a fun watch and fairly creepy at times.
I've been enjoying the series 'The Core' on Shudder as well.
I think I need to reactivate my Letterbox account to post the garbage I watch there. This thread is kind of on it's way out.
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Re: Shitty movies
by comesect2.0 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:18 pm
My ball n chain showed me some movie where it was a cop and his patner was a triceratops and they hacked time I guess it was....wtf was that.....???think it was only like 35 min...played out like 80''s super cheese
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Re: Shitty movies
by $harkToootth » Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:24 pm
KUNG FURY.
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"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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