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Re: Shitty movies

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Re: Shitty movies

Postby $harkToootth » Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:49 pm

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Re: Shitty movies

Postby sears » Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:30 am

$harkToootth wrote:That movie is just awesome and changed my life too. I wouldn't call it 'shitty'. Totally 'trashy' though as most Poliziotteschi movies are.
That opening sequence...nothing like it.
Favorite movie of that genre is WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOUR DAUGHTERS? again, I wouldn't consider that film 'shitty' by any stretch.


yeah, trashy. I love the theme song "Maggie."

I guess "shitty" denotes something that doesn't realize what it is. Maybe I don't like shitty movies. Clifford, Cabin Boy, Hudson Hawk, even Die Hard II while I'm at it, are bad movies I love. They succeed on their own terms so they're not shitty. Or something like that.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby $harkToootth » Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:05 am

Sorry, didn't mean to get into semantics. I just LOVE that movie. Besides how outrageous the content is...it's actually a pretty well made film.
The actor Ray Lovelock (who plays Tony) did the music. I love those Italian exploitation films cause you can pretty much look up any actor and director and find a wealth of awesome movies.
Ruggero Deodato, the director of LIVE LIKE A COP, DIE LIKE A MAN, is probably most famous for CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST, which has one of my all time favorite movie soundtracks.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby rustywire » Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:31 am

$harkToootth wrote:Sorry, didn't mean to get into semantics. I just LOVE that movie. Besides how outrageous the content is...it's actually a pretty well made film.
The actor Ray Lovelock (who plays Tony) did the music. I love those Italian exploitation films cause you can pretty much look up any actor and director and find a wealth of awesome movies.
Ruggero Deodato, the director of LIVE LIKE A COP, DIE LIKE A MAN, is probably most famous for CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST, which has one of my all time favorite movie soundtracks.

HECK yeah. I sampled, filtered & looped about :15-:30 from the CH OST in 2007, this exact track. The first 30s is so unsettling before ascending, it's magnificent.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby Kacey Y » Wed Sep 06, 2017 3:42 pm

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Re: Shitty movies

Postby BetterOffShred » Thu Sep 07, 2017 4:09 pm

Watched "The Last Boyscout" last night for the first time in probably 5 years. Tony Scott was fantastic. That movie is just full of hilarity and terrible one-liners.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby $harkToootth » Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:23 pm

This wasn't a bad movie. It actually won an award at Cannes the year it came out. I love most the actors in this film but you only really need to see two scenes and not sit through the full 2 hours and 15 minutes.
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Re: Shitty movies

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Re: Shitty movies

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Re: Shitty movies

Postby Fluffytime » Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:08 am

Lol, "Sushi Typhoon".
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby Andrew » Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:50 am

Real talk;

I absolutely fucking love Tron: Legacy and so many people like to tear it apart. The fools.
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Re: Shitty movies

Postby $harkToootth » Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:51 am

There is a thread of me saying somewhere (I know exactly where it is, I'm pretending to be cool) that ONLY GOD FORGIVES is a masterpiece. I stand by it. Pope loves that movie too. It must be an Australian thing (which I am 'not' but everyone I know that loves that movie is [anecdotal...whatever])
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Re: Shitty movies

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Re: Shitty movies

Postby BetterOffShred » Tue Sep 19, 2017 4:27 pm

Andrew wrote:Real talk;

I absolutely fucking love Tron: Legacy and so many people like to tear it apart. The fools.

Yeah man, It's pretty legendary. I read all the news about Tr3n when it was supposed to happen, and Olivia Wilde was just bitching about having to fit into the rubber costume, and she was glad it got shelved because she hated that part. I mean.. are you shitting me? That's what you have to complain about? The Sam Flynn actor (I won't even bother to look up his name) is kind of worthless IMO, but it's such a solid movie visually and otherwise that I don't really notice. And then of course Jeff Bridges playing the space hippy stuck in a computer for 3 decades is pretty classic, and probably not really a whole lot of acting involved for him ;)
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