The ALL NEW what did you dream last night thread!



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Re: The ALL NEW what did you dream last night thread!

Postby Iommic Pope » Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:52 am

Invisible Man wrote:Sure; of course. Kinda assumed shirtless/vest is your thing all the time.

(Also I'm a little worried that I have no memory of this dream or of making this post time stamped 1:48am. Ruh roh.)

That parental sleep deprivation is a hell of a thing.
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Re: The ALL NEW what did you dream last night thread!

Postby Invisible Man » Wed Apr 12, 2017 11:30 am

Ok the ILF dreams continued last night:

All of the Californian members took a train directly to my mom's house (which was weird, I don't even know where she lives). She made all of you tacos, and Galvar put waaaaaaay too much sour cream on his. An absurd amount of sour cream. I was sort of a disembodied presence; wasn't really there.

Separate dream: Kent/UC invited me over to play, so I bought a ticket to Oslo for $538 and we spent the day doing rumble-y demos of stuff through a Meatbox, gave me some 'nut milk,' and then went to a park to play soccer. He had very floppy hair. Eventually, everyone started kicking soccer balls at him, forcing him to chase them all over the park. I missed my flight home because I was helping him corral the balls.

I think I am withdrawing into some infantile state while dreaming because my waking life is not particularly pleasant at the moment.
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Re: The ALL NEW what did you dream last night thread!

Postby jrmy » Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:39 pm

Invisible Man wrote:Ok the ILF dreams continued last night:

All of the Californian members took a train directly to my mom's house (which was weird, I don't even know where she lives). She made all of you tacos, and Galvar put waaaaaaay too much sour cream on his. An absurd amount of sour cream. I was sort of a disembodied presence; wasn't really there.

Separate dream: Kent/UC invited me over to play, so I bought a ticket to Oslo for $538 and we spent the day doing rumble-y demos of stuff through a Meatbox, gave me some 'nut milk,' and then went to a park to play soccer. He had very floppy hair. Eventually, everyone started kicking soccer balls at him, forcing him to chase them all over the park. I missed my flight home because I was helping him corral the balls.

I think I am withdrawing into some infantile state while dreaming because my waking life is not particularly pleasant at the moment.


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Re: The ALL NEW what did you dream last night thread!

Postby Achtane » Wed Apr 12, 2017 2:11 pm

I rammed my Corolla into some rich person's house in an act of spite.
Then, I was suddenly in my old Jeep. I drove to my last job, told my boss to get fucked, then drove home.
In the driveway was a new Corolla next to my beat one and an RV that was, apparently, also mine.
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Re: The ALL NEW what did you dream last night thread!

Postby D.o.S. » Wed Apr 12, 2017 2:48 pm

Invisible Man wrote:We were on a motorcycle--probably twelve of us all stacked up. The roads had blue animated lines showing you where to drive...we plowed through a very crowded bazaar-style market full of people. No one was hurt, but we all emerged dressed in furs and silly hats.

Then we rode.

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.


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Re: The ALL NEW what did you dream last night thread!

Postby Invisible Man » Wed Apr 12, 2017 4:02 pm

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
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Re: The ALL NEW what did you dream last night thread!

Postby snipelfritz » Fri Apr 14, 2017 11:59 am

I was doing a comedy Let's Play, and I made a joke about "doing a sweet Phyllis Diller" impression.

It actually woke me up from laughing, but a couple hours sleep later, I'm realizing it was actually Eartha Kitt.
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Re: The ALL NEW what did you dream last night thread!

Postby actual » Thu Apr 20, 2017 2:46 am

15 minutes ago I was sound asleep, but then I dreamt that I'd forgotten to put black pepper on some chicken I was panfrying, so I got up and raced to the kitchen. Halfway there I realized that I wasn't cooking any fucking chicken. Thank you brain and good morning folks.
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Re: The ALL NEW what did you dream last night thread!

Postby actual » Mon May 29, 2017 1:13 pm

Dreamt that I'd bought an MPC 60, but I could not for the love of god figure out how to work the sequencer. It was terrifying.
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Re: The ALL NEW what did you dream last night thread!

Postby Antlerface » Wed May 31, 2017 1:32 am

Dude this thread is fucking gold. Will update with weird dreams in the morning, they're pretty fucked usually.
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Re: The ALL NEW what did you dream last night thread!

Postby Lurker13 » Sun Jun 25, 2017 10:45 am

I dreamed there was a certain lady lying on the floor in semidarkness. An investigation had just cleared her of any criminal wrongdoing. I lay down beside her and started kissing her on the cheek. I kept kissing her cheek and trying to tell if there was any interest on her part. I would be totally humiliated to tell you who it was.

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Re: The ALL NEW what did you dream last night thread!

Postby Invisible Man » Sun Jun 25, 2017 12:18 pm

Oh shit.
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Re: The ALL NEW what did you dream last night thread!

Postby Achtane » Tue Jun 27, 2017 4:30 pm

I was interviewing for a job that was kind of a solitary position.
The interviewer asked me why I wanted such a job, and I said, "because I hate people."
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Re: The ALL NEW what did you dream last night thread!

Postby Lurker13 » Fri Jun 30, 2017 10:58 am

I had a Star Trekish dream. I was watching rather than actively participating. There was some kind of rivalry, but not conflict, between an alien ship and a Federation ship. First I was watching the bridge of the alien ship. Then I was watching the bridge of the Federation ship, which had a lot of different aliens mixed with humans in the crew. The alien ship was cloaked, and someone on the bridge of the Federation ship said something about "cloakriding". I realized that meant they could detect the cloaked alien ship without being detected themselves and then my alarm clock rang and woke me up.

Thanks, alarm clock, just when it was getting exciting.
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Re: The ALL NEW what did you dream last night thread!

Postby Invisible Man » Fri Jun 30, 2017 11:42 am

CLOAKRIDER

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