Just woke up from dreaming about weird Japanese Flangers, that then turned into an all orange pedal board.
And then there was a very booty-ful personal trainer, all in black, trying to get me shredded.
Then my alarm went off.
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Iommic Pope wrote:Just woke up from dreaming about weird Japanese Flangers, that then turned into an all orange pedal board.
And then there was a very booty-ful personal trainer, all in black, trying to get me shredded.
Then my alarm went off.
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coldbrightsunlight wrote:Hey man, you can do what you want in this den of shame.
sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.
Achtane wrote:I had a dream where the gf and I went to this sex club that was set up in a beach house on stilts, and it was supposed to be an orgy but ended up being just us having sex in the middle of the room while everyone watched.
Suddenly, there was an alien ship that docked with the house. At some point everything was on fire and the other people were telling us to evacuate, so we fucked one more time and then escaped. Well, I also ate a bunch of Xanax and other pharmaceuticals that were on a table. Then left.
Better than most of my other dreams, which involve me being killed in some horrifically violent way.
coldbrightsunlight wrote:Hey man, you can do what you want in this den of shame.
coldbrightsunlight wrote:Hey man, you can do what you want in this den of shame.
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comesect2.0 wrote:last nights was lame...so il write the last one i remember that i woke up like wtf....
far as I remember, I was with 2 thai looking chicks ...and i started to get frisky with one and she wanted me to put it in her ass...when i pulled out she began to shit,
and i looked away...and when i looked back there was like spaghetti sauce everywhere and it seems she shat out a BRAIN MADE OF SPAGHETTI..
next thing is her mouth disjointed like a snake and she looked into my eyes as she stuffed the whole spaggetti brain into her mouth and swallowed....i turn to see a bottle of whiskey on a near by fridge and ask her if she wanted some, she said no...and i woke up.....i used to have a reacurring blob dream...idk fuckin wack.
coldbrightsunlight wrote:Hey man, you can do what you want in this den of shame.
coldbrightsunlight wrote:Hey man, you can do what you want in this den of shame.
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