How long is thy dong? 2018 DAD DICK EDITION



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HOW LONG IS YOUR DONG? The 2018 Dad Dick Edition! Large dongs need not apply.

1-3 inches (it's the ILF norm. You're ok with it being small because, honestly, you're not going to get laid, so who cares?).
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No votes
4-5 inches (you have a large penis. We get it! SO WHAT!! Do you use it??? Bet you don't buddy!!!).
0
No votes
6 inches (This makes you the equivalent of a sexual god. At this point, we don't believe it but we're willing to look at photo evidence).
3
25%
Any over 6-7 inches (I'm a liar for voting here. I know it, you know. ILF has determined only small penises exist here. Soooooooooooooo....yea. You're still not going to get laid bruh).
3
25%
I don't have a penis but I wish I did.
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No votes
I don't have a penis and I'm happy about that, so like, fuck you assholes.
1
8%
ILF is obsessed with cocks.
5
42%
 
Total votes : 12

Re: How long is your dong? 2015 EXTRA HARD EDITION

Postby D.o.S. » Tue Oct 06, 2015 1:25 pm

If that's wrong i don't want to be right.
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Re: How long is your dong? 2016 Smooth but sometimes Heady

Postby Jwar » Fri Jun 10, 2016 3:30 am

I believe it's that time again.......
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".

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Re: How long is your dong? 2016 Smooth but sometimes Heady

Postby Andrew » Fri Jun 10, 2016 5:58 am

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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Postby MEC » Fri Jun 10, 2016 7:27 am

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Re: How long is your dong? 2016 Smooth but sometimes Heady

Postby popvulture » Fri Jun 10, 2016 9:59 am

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Re: How long is your dong? 2016 Smooth but sometimes Heady

Postby casecandy » Sat Jun 11, 2016 1:28 pm

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Re: How long is your dong? 2016 Smooth but sometimes Heady

Postby Jwar » Mon Jun 13, 2016 4:19 pm

Hah. I love this thread. I'm such a weird asshole. :)
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".

-JWAR :)
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Re: How long is your dong? 2016 Smooth but sometimes Heady

Postby neonblack » Fri Mar 31, 2017 3:32 pm

jwar wrote:such a weird asshole. :)


That's a whole other thread there
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Re: How long is your dong? 2016 Smooth but sometimes Heady

Postby Jwar » Fri Mar 31, 2017 3:35 pm

Stupid poll wouldn't reset this time, but I figured it was relevant in light of Neon's thread. lol
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".

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Re: How long is thy dong? 2017 extra hard edition!

Postby Jwar » Fri Mar 31, 2017 6:29 pm

Come on you prudes!!!!!!!
"I do not have the ability to think rationally 90% of the time and I also change my mind at the drop of a hat".

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Re: How long is thy dong? 2017 extra hard edition!

Postby actual » Fri Mar 31, 2017 7:43 pm

oh man :lol:
At first I thought the date on OP said 31 March, then I realized it said 31 May 2013, but I had already voted at that point. :!!!:
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Re: How long is thy dong? 2017 extra hard edition!

Postby comesect2.0 » Sat Apr 01, 2017 12:43 am

was contemplating fuck you die.....though, clicked I dont have a penis...cuz i gotta COCK!
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Re: How long is thy dong? 2017 extra hard edition!

Postby Jero » Sat Apr 01, 2017 11:09 am

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Re: How long is thy dong? 2017 extra hard edition!

Postby ziltoid » Sat Apr 01, 2017 1:43 pm

I prefer to think of it as a large clitoris.
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Re: How long is thy dong? 2017 extra hard edition!

Postby vidret » Sat Apr 01, 2017 7:49 pm

ziltoid wrote:I prefer to think of it as a large clitoris.


Darcy agrees with you.
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