How long is thy dong? 2018 DAD DICK EDITION



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HOW LONG IS YOUR DONG? The 2018 Dad Dick Edition! Large dongs need not apply.

1-3 inches (it's the ILF norm. You're ok with it being small because, honestly, you're not going to get laid, so who cares?).
1
5%
4-5 inches (you have a large penis. We get it! SO WHAT!! Do you use it??? Bet you don't buddy!!!).
0
No votes
6 inches (This makes you the equivalent of a sexual god. At this point, we don't believe it but we're willing to look at photo evidence).
4
21%
Any over 6-7 inches (I'm a liar for voting here. I know it, you know. ILF has determined only small penises exist here. Soooooooooooooo....yea. You're still not going to get laid bruh).
4
21%
I don't have a penis but I wish I did.
1
5%
I don't have a penis and I'm happy about that, so like, fuck you assholes.
2
11%
ILF is obsessed with cocks.
7
37%
 
Total votes : 19

Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Postby theactionindex » Sun Nov 24, 2013 2:05 am

tuffteef wrote:
theactionindex wrote:
tuffteef wrote:#powerbottoms4christ


#sizequeen



#youwanthisthickpu$$y #sloppy #headtillyourdead #magnums #three69mafia


#holepatrol #slop-a-bottomus #she-hulk
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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Postby tuffteef » Sun Nov 24, 2013 3:50 am

theactionindex wrote:
tuffteef wrote:
theactionindex wrote:
tuffteef wrote:#powerbottoms4christ


#sizequeen



#youwanthisthickpu$$y #sloppy #headtillyourdead #magnums #three69mafia


#holepatrol #slop-a-bottomus #she-hulk



:lol:

#howbig? #touchyaguts #shooter
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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Postby theavondon » Sun Nov 24, 2013 5:28 am

#whogotthisbombasspussy
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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Postby John » Sun Nov 24, 2013 9:44 pm

I have never swum in a pussy-pool that I could not touch the bottom of.
friendship wrote:death to false bleep-blop
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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Postby ryan summit » Sun Nov 24, 2013 10:38 pm

eww dude
bandaids floatin
blech
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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Postby sonidero » Sun Nov 24, 2013 10:58 pm

"Personal Growth Through Guitar Pedals"
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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Postby jasonmitsch » Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:16 am

ryan summit wrote:eww dude
bandaids floatin
blech


The yuckiest mental image. :(
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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Postby theavondon » Tue Nov 26, 2013 2:50 pm

Also, are you guys like seriously taking rulers to your junk?
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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Postby Greenfuz » Tue Nov 26, 2013 2:56 pm

are you sayin you never have
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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Postby Achtane » Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:05 pm

I BET YOU'VE NEVER TRIED TO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK EITHER
WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF ADVENTURE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw
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kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.

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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Postby Haki » Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:20 pm

theavondon wrote:Also, are you guys like seriously taking rulers to your junk?

Not a ruler, just Achtane.
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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Postby Achtane » Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:23 pm

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sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...

kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.

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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Postby Jwar » Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:19 pm

theavondon wrote:Also, are you guys like seriously taking rulers to your junk?



Well duh. Soft and hard.
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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Postby ryan summit » Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:30 pm

seriously im six inches
from the top of my asscrack
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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Postby sonidero » Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:31 pm

Haki wrote:
theavondon wrote:Also, are you guys like seriously taking rulers to your junk?

Not a ruler, just Achtane.


Someone saw my joke...

There is an art to dong rulin...

I like that joke on job sites where one guy says "this is 6 inches trust me" and the other guy says "is that what your wife told you"...
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