How long is thy dong? 2018 DAD DICK EDITION



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HOW LONG IS YOUR DONG? The 2018 Dad Dick Edition! Large dongs need not apply.

1-3 inches (it's the ILF norm. You're ok with it being small because, honestly, you're not going to get laid, so who cares?).
1
5%
4-5 inches (you have a large penis. We get it! SO WHAT!! Do you use it??? Bet you don't buddy!!!).
0
No votes
6 inches (This makes you the equivalent of a sexual god. At this point, we don't believe it but we're willing to look at photo evidence).
4
21%
Any over 6-7 inches (I'm a liar for voting here. I know it, you know. ILF has determined only small penises exist here. Soooooooooooooo....yea. You're still not going to get laid bruh).
4
21%
I don't have a penis but I wish I did.
1
5%
I don't have a penis and I'm happy about that, so like, fuck you assholes.
2
11%
ILF is obsessed with cocks.
7
37%
 
Total votes : 19

Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Postby sonidero » Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:31 pm

Haki wrote:
theavondon wrote:Also, are you guys like seriously taking rulers to your junk?

Not a ruler, just Achtane.


Someone saw my joke...

There is an art to dong rulin...

I like that joke on job sites where one guy says "this is 6 inches trust me" and the other guy says "is that what your wife told you"...
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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Postby ryan summit » Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:00 pm

shit
did i bite your dick joke soni
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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Postby sonidero » Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:04 pm

No dick jokes are owned by one and all...

We used to send mag. subscriptions to this kid Eric Bates when I was lil and address them to Master Bates... Laughs for days...
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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Postby Deltaphoenix » Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:33 pm

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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Postby WeHuntKings » Wed Nov 27, 2013 1:27 am

What, no pictures?

LIARS. ALL OF YOU.
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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Postby Jwar » Sun Nov 30, 2014 10:15 pm

Well it's been a year and I feel like some of these number could have changed? I for one know mine did. At least by a mm. AT LEAST. I mean a loss. :(
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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Postby Jwar » Sun Nov 30, 2014 10:18 pm

Also poll has been reset.....whistle. hahahaha
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Re: How long is your dong? 2014 FLOPPY EDITION

Postby Joe Gress » Sun Nov 30, 2014 10:54 pm

I am blessed with average. It does and average job.


Ma balls are pretty special though
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Re: How long is your dong? 2014 FLOPPY EDITION

Postby McSpunckle » Mon Dec 01, 2014 3:10 am

One time I used mine as a scarf, but it was cold and I almost died.
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Re: How long is your dong? 2014 FLOPPY EDITION

Postby KaosCill8r » Mon Dec 01, 2014 3:10 am

I had mine shot off in the war. Fortunately for me they still left a 6 inch stump.
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Re: How long is your dong? 2014 FLOPPY EDITION

Postby odontophobia » Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:59 am

KaosCill8r wrote:I had mine shot off in the war. Fortunately for me they still left a 6 inch stump.


lol.
got a chuckle outta that.

of course jwar bumped this thread from the abyss. :D :D
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Re: How long is your dong? 2014 FLOPPY EDITION

Postby WayToHip » Tue Dec 02, 2014 5:08 pm

I don't bottom out, but I sure as shit tear up the sides.
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Re: How long is your dong? 2014 FLOPPY EDITION

Postby Jwar » Tue Dec 02, 2014 5:18 pm

Surely there's a giant among us? Come on you flaccid yard stick! Where are you?!?!
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Re: How long is your dong? 2014 FLOPPY EDITION

Postby futuresailors » Tue Dec 02, 2014 8:50 pm

Now that you mention it, I haven't seen HT post in a while...
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Re: How long is your dong? NOW WITH POLL OPTIONS

Postby MEC » Tue Dec 02, 2014 8:56 pm

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