How long is thy dong? 2018 DAD DICK EDITION
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Re: How long is thy dong? 2017 extra hard edition!
by Chankgeez » Sun May 14, 2017 6:32 pm
…...........................…psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
Sweet dealin's: here
"Now, of course, Strega is not a Minimoog… and I am not Sun Ra" - dude from MAKENOISE
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Re: How long is thy dong? 2017 extra hard edition!
by Jwar » Sun May 14, 2017 8:22 pm
Extremely relevant for numerous reasons. 
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Re: How long is thy dong? 2017 extra hard edition!
by Chankgeez » Mon May 15, 2017 9:03 am
…...........................…psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
Sweet dealin's: here
"Now, of course, Strega is not a Minimoog… and I am not Sun Ra" - dude from MAKENOISE
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Re: How long is thy dong? 2017 extra hard edition!
by popvulture » Mon May 15, 2017 9:08 am
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Re: How long is thy dong? 2017 extra hard edition!
by $harkToootth » Mon May 15, 2017 12:08 pm
Submitted my vote. It exists, I know it's there, but considering I haven't deforested the rainforest in years, kind of looks like a button on a mink coat.
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Re: How long is thy dong? 2017 extra hard edition!
by JonnyAngle » Mon May 15, 2017 1:03 pm
Let me know if I'm close
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Re: How long is thy dong? 2017 extra hard edition!
by $harkToootth » Mon May 15, 2017 1:05 pm
Close. More like this though.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: How long is thy dong? 2017 extra hard edition!
by Strange Tales » Mon May 15, 2017 1:14 pm
$harkToootth wrote:Submitted my vote. It exists, I know it's there, but considering I haven't deforested the rainforest in years, kind of looks like a button on a mink coat.
I still perform regular maintenance even though I have no intention of showing it off. It's the beauty points that count.
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Re: How long is thy dong? 2017 extra hard edition!
by $harkToootth » Mon May 15, 2017 1:18 pm
I used to slam my penis, like a gavel, on furniture when things got out of hand at social events. I had to call order to the room.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: How long is thy dong? 2017 extra hard edition!
by Chankgeez » Mon May 15, 2017 1:19 pm
Don't forget to make 'em "squel". Whatever that may entail.
…...........................…psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
Sweet dealin's: here
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Re: How long is thy dong? 2017 extra hard edition!
by Jwar » Mon May 15, 2017 3:44 pm
I want that poncho.
Or is it a sweater?
What the fuck is that Jack? LOL!
Or is it a sweater?
What the fuck is that Jack? LOL!
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Re: How long is thy dong? 2017 extra hard edition!
by Chankgeez » Mon May 15, 2017 3:48 pm
jwar wrote:
What the fuck is that Jack? LOL!
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…...........................…psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
Sweet dealin's: here
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Re: How long is thy dong? 2017 extra hard edition!
by JonnyAngle » Mon May 15, 2017 4:54 pm
jwar wrote:I want that poncho.
Or is it a sweater?
What the fuck is that Jack? LOL!
Yeah, it's a rain poncho
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Re: How long is thy dong? 2017 extra hard edition!
by JonnyAngle » Mon May 15, 2017 5:13 pm
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Re: How long is thy dong? 2017 extra hard edition!
by samzadgan » Mon May 15, 2017 11:47 pm
ah...below average...like most things in life i guess...
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