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Postby FuzzHugger » Sun Jun 03, 2012 9:45 pm

:!!!:

For posting pictures of bugs, animals, and people...must be pictures that YOU took!


I live in the middle of 13,000 acres of state forest in the subtropics of Pennsylvania and I keep seeing all these crazy creatures. Just 10 miles away, you'll never see these things.

I know you Southerners and West-Coasters live with much bigger bugs and spiders. So I'm thinking there are a lot of guys here with much more crazy/cool/sick creature snapshots to share.

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Re: Tom's Wondrous Found Creature Emporium.

Postby Chankgeez » Sun Jun 03, 2012 9:49 pm

Tom, by calling this thread an "emporium" are you trying to say that these creatures are for sale or simply that you've just moved to Emporium, Pennsylvania?
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Re: Tom's Wondrous Found Creature Emporium.

Postby bigchiefbc » Sun Jun 03, 2012 9:57 pm

I have one to contribute:

Found this mantis on my hop trellis last fall. Just for reference, that screw eye is an inch across. It was a big fucker:

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Re: Tom's Wondrous Found Creature Emporium.

Postby TroySanders » Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:02 pm

FUCK spider #2.
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Re: Tom's Wondrous Found Creature Emporium.

Postby nieh » Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:05 pm

So much win. I have a picture of my old dog with a praying mantis on his nose. wish I could find it :(
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Re: Tom's Wondrous Found Creature Emporium.

Postby FuzzHugger » Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:47 pm

Chankgeez wrote:Tom, by calling this thread an "emporium" are you trying to say that these creatures are for sale or simply that you've just moved to Emporium, Pennsylvania?


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Re: Tom's Wondrous Found Creature Emporium.

Postby theactionindex » Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:55 pm

Tom Dalton wrote:
Chankgeez wrote:Tom, by calling this thread an "emporium" are you trying to say that these creatures are for sale or simply that you've just moved to Emporium, Pennsylvania?


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Re: Tom's Wondrous Found Creature Emporium.

Postby Jeff-7 » Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:56 pm

Plexiglass enclosures with a wolf spider suspended among the guts? I'd buy it.
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Re: Tom's Wondrous Found Creature Emporium.

Postby madmax1012 » Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:02 pm

my friend had a Brown Recluse crawl on her arm while she was reading in bed the other day. and my other friend from Texas got bit on the ankle by one and they almost had to amputate. skin is still fucked up from it
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Re: Tom's Wondrous Found Creature Emporium.

Postby bigchiefbc » Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:16 pm

Oh I got one more to contribute. There are a bunch of these things in my yard. They're about 2-3" long if you include the legs. And they make ridiculously big and elaborate webs on everything. I never fuck with them, because I'm pretty sure they're not harmful and they eat a shitload of mosquitos. But this was the first one I ever found inside the house (basement)

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last.fm wrote:Zs makes music that is variously categorized as no-wave, post-jazz, brutal-chamber, brutal-prog, and post minimalist.


srsly?

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Re: Tom's Wondrous Found Creature Emporium.

Postby FuzzHugger » Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:30 pm

^Same kind as on the boxes up there. Either a Brown Recluse or a Fishing Spider...

One's harmless, one's not.
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Re: Tom's Wondrous Found Creature Emporium.

Postby bigchiefbc » Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:44 pm

Tom Dalton wrote:^Same kind as on the boxes up there. Either a Brown Recluse or a Fishing Spider...

One's harmless, one's not.


I'm pretty sure it's not a Brown Recluse, as I did some googling around on this bad boy, especially since my son loves to run around the yard. The webs are different, and I don't think Brown Recluses have striped legs. I've had a couple of people tell me its some sort of Orbweaver.
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srsly?

Fuck you.
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Re: Tom's Wondrous Found Creature Emporium.

Postby madmax1012 » Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:55 pm

bigchiefbc wrote:
Tom Dalton wrote:^Same kind as on the boxes up there. Either a Brown Recluse or a Fishing Spider...

One's harmless, one's not.


I'm pretty sure it's not a Brown Recluse, as I did some googling around on this bad boy, especially since my son loves to run around the yard. The webs are different, and I don't think Brown Recluses have striped legs. I've had a couple of people tell me its some sort of Orbweaver.



they call Brown Recluse "violin spiders". they have a violin shaped mark on their back. also, they're extremely "reclusive", hence the name.

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Re: Tom's Wondrous Found Creature Emporium.

Postby Achtane » Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:58 pm

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Re: Tom's Wondrous Found Creature Emporium.

Postby Big Mon » Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:58 pm

here's a few from a couple of vacations
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^^ that heron was nosing around our campsite, completely unafraid.
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