The Band Names Thread

[comesect2.0]

Flangelis, Tons of foot pedal preset live triggers always spontaneous bypassed daw

[Lurker13]

President & the Golden Showers

[comesect2.0]

Hard fauna. (Winkwink-nudgenudge)

[comesect2.0]

Okay so worked out a plan to where EARTH TURDS will play next time I'm in hot springs Arkansas, IL hook up with my brother and buy a bunch of good water in which we will be drumming around, and when people tip us, we will give them water & People be like "where'd you get that sized water?" And they'd be like "those earth turds over there jammin"

[comesect2.0]

stomach acids of a boodong

[Chankgeez]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0GfuZVOaow

[comesect2.0]

Impotent wrath

[the raytownian]

I wanted to start a band/project called "Therapy Tarantula", but I didn't, because I'm unproductive and lacking in direction and basic ideas!

I unload trucks as part of my job, and someone, somewhere, scrawled on the interior wall of a truck trailer I was unloading "GARY EATS STINKY CAT DICK". I told a friend about it, and he decided we should start a project under that name. We haven't done anything, but maybe eventually.

[Bassist_Diver]

Something I overheard at work:

The Broken Condom Payback

[crustwave]

A particularly poetic phrase I saw written on a bathroom wall in a brokedown bar in koreatown:

BITCH MOB CUM GANG

[Chankgeez]

^Nice!

Reminds me of one of my fave actual band names:

Dim Sum Clip Job

[crustwave]

Guantanamo Baywatch

I played a gig with them once a long-ass time ago (like in 2008 or something). I saw that they were on tour recently.

Also: The Long and Winding Choad

[Chankgeez]

Gerbil's Democratic Peoples Republic

[BetterOffShred]

I was driving across rural Montana and there was a coal train pacing me, and someone had rubbed 3 foot tall letters onto the side of the diesel tank "Men's Asses" ... not sure it's a great band name but it's pretty funny..

[Achtane]

They could be billed as hailing from Manassas, VA.