Iommic Pope wrote:For starters, we declare our freedom by winning the Ashes (mostly) and fucking every EnglishUK backpacker worth doing so within hours of their landing in the country, only to send them to work on fruit farms for slave wages and then promptly deport them when they realise our fair colony is much finer than theirs.
Secondly, it's probably way more goth chick and/or fella of me to not particularly give two fucks as all those cunts (pun intended) will be dead soon, along with people who think that shit matters.
Magic pussy is a whole other thread that will probably offend people's delicacies.
But just so we don't have to have that conversation, pretty much all pussy is/was/will be magical at some point.
Still, you should throw the English in the water with barrels of tea for good measure as well. Make things clearer to the free world.
However, I thing you're wrong about royalty dying. Even in France, there are royalist parties and a royalist youth. Most of the political spectrum is post revolutionary (right wing is pretty much bonapartist or restauration's liberal, left wing is various nuances of French revolutionaries), but still, the National Front which is our far right party was founded in part by royalists. Royalty is pretty much a glorified romanticized obsession with a society in which equality wasn't proclaimed in spite of all the discrepancies in humans found in nature. The revolution proclaimed rights for humanity, abolished privileges based on class, abolished slavery, separated church and state and decatholicized the political power in favor of absolute religious freedom... therefore, our Republic is pretty much the receptacle of every abstraction the far right hates, hence it's favorable perception of royalty and active promotion of the old regime whenever the revolution is debated.
So goth chick fella better be wary of the royal pussy, because other pussy, however magical, will never be lucrative enough to grant you a castle and Rolls Royce or Bentley or whatever.