Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?



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Fish top or Fish bottom?

Fish on upper half; Lady on bottom half
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Lady on upper half; Fish on bottom half
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby JonnyAngle » Sat Oct 08, 2016 4:50 pm

Invisible Man wrote:Yeah I purposefully stayed away from google images on this one.

Would you rather fuck a guy with a zombie mermaid tattoo or a zombie mermaid with a chubby white guy tattoo?

One of the classic philosophical questions.
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby snipelfritz » Sat Oct 08, 2016 5:17 pm

Please don't fat shame me and my beautiful tattoo. :cry:

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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby bloatedsack » Sat Oct 08, 2016 7:06 pm

Invisible Man wrote:Would you rather fuck a guy with a zombie mermaid tattoo or a zombie mermaid with a chubby white guy tattoo?


BAsed on my google images search, there's potential for some hot zombie mermaids, but with fishy lower halves so it's all getting very confusing.
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby Invisible Man » Sat Oct 08, 2016 7:23 pm

Yeah sorry to 'muddy the waters' (insert ejaculating into water joke).

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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby fcknoise » Mon Oct 10, 2016 7:01 pm

who will i talk about my feelings with if it has a fish head
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby JonnyAngle » Mon Oct 10, 2016 7:09 pm

Brandsmannen wrote:who will i talk about my feelings with if it has a fish head

The one who listens, and doesn't talk
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby Iommic Pope » Mon Oct 10, 2016 10:49 pm

JonnyAngle wrote:
Brandsmannen wrote:who will i talk about my feelings with if it has a fish head

The one who listens, and doesn't talk

Or, to lift from the centaur thread, human mind in the fish head?
Or, preternatural cryptozoological mind in the fish head?


Psychic fish head lady/man/whatever knows your woes and can smite your enemies with telekinetic rage. Then afterwards human lady/man/whatever fish head sex.
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby Invisible Man » Tue Oct 11, 2016 6:33 am

Iommic Pope wrote:fish head sex.


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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby Eivind August » Tue Oct 11, 2016 12:43 pm

Brandsmannen wrote:who will i talk about my feelings with if it has a fish head

The fish head, you speciesist fuck.

Also, horse bottom/fish top for the win!
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby Disarm D'arcy » Tue Oct 11, 2016 1:26 pm

No. Horses are the worst. Have you seen the massive size of their poop? When I run in the park, I literally have to jump over the pile those fucker leave on the way. Because no one at the horse riding club cleans up behind those fucking horses that smell bad when they poop the public park.

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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby crochambeau » Tue Oct 11, 2016 1:31 pm

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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby D.o.S. » Tue Oct 11, 2016 1:49 pm

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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby Iommic Pope » Tue Oct 11, 2016 10:01 pm

Disarm D'arcy wrote:No. Horses are the worst. Have you seen the massive size of their poop? When I run in the park, I literally have to jump over the pile those fucker leave on the way. Because no one at the horse riding club cleans up behind those fucking horses that smell bad when they poop the public park.

Die horses die.

Local park frequented by local equestrian club.
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby Disarm D'arcy » Wed Oct 12, 2016 4:16 am

Both are the result of high as fuck local taxes to finance our local communism which include a wooden mechanized elephant that you can ride, gymnasium and sports halls/courts, public pools, a public subsidized cinema, libraries, affordable day care centers, community gardens, community centers with affordable art and music classes and stuff... you know, living the French socialist dream.

Don't confuse that for wealth, the suburb I live in is very affordable, like not even half a similar place would cost downtown. It's mostly young couples and retired working class couples who bought here when they were young couples and never moved :idk:
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby Iommic Pope » Wed Oct 12, 2016 4:58 am

And you guys let people from the Commonwealth move there, right?
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