Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

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I ate salmon tonight.....almost past out over the stove all light headed from wine and chunky chode stank ....HEY SNIPLE! i got a joke for you!..... a doctor, a clown, and a carrot walk into a bar....doctors says im here for a drink, clown says im here for a drink and a laugh, carrot says NAW, i dont like getting juiced up....
PA pow! its still in its experimental stage but it will knockem dead partner

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So I guess what men are really looking for in a women is a fish.

[Chankgeez]

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the bottom is fish

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At least they didn't take her head.

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for all you fish bottom voters

[univalve]

This thread. Is Ilf like Ilf 5 years ago?

[Chankgeez]

You can blame this guy:

Could I order up a girl bottom and a fish bottom?

[Disarm D'arcy]

What if the mermaid was... goth chick fella

[imJonWain]

I distinctly remember a lady I met once smelling like she had a fish bottom half

[comesect2.0]

Did she suck your toes?

[Invisible Man]

Plz post a video of you cutting a steak with your prehensile toes.

[comesect2.0]

just keeping this thread alive thats all. ....and I had steak for dinner tonight....totally forgot. ...but I do have 2 more cat fish fillets so I could do that, but fish is easy...I wish all fish were easy yeah yeah ya know what im sayin...

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...huh?


idk stanky vajayjay always smooths the skin on my penis from weeks of beatin it...natural oils or whatever goes on in there.