Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?



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Fish top or Fish bottom?

Fish on upper half; Lady on bottom half
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Lady on upper half; Fish on bottom half
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby Eivind August » Fri Apr 28, 2017 9:50 am

Duck yeah, fish are hawt! Fish have faces, Aen. Don't be a speciesist.
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby Jwar » Fri Apr 28, 2017 9:56 am

aen wrote:There are a lot of things I could do without in a partner, but a face is not one of them.


Bruh. Fish still have faces, they just don't look like a human face. :) LOL. Just put a bag on it right???

Imagine how cute the babies would be. All fish and Aen mixed. hahahaha
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby Eivind August » Fri Apr 28, 2017 9:58 am

Aen top or bottom?
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby Invisible Man » Fri Apr 28, 2017 10:22 am

Why aren't we considering left/right splits?

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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby Wittgenstein » Fri Apr 28, 2017 11:15 am

Pitiful attempt to add variation on the "tits or ass" question.

tits.
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby comesect2.0 » Fri Apr 28, 2017 2:28 pm

whiney wrote::lol:

I was just thinking about you comsect, remembering your uhhh let's say slightly regressive lame-out flame-out... wondering if you were lurking like a ghost after ghosting like a jerk... and here you are, posting in the fish porn thread like you never left, of course you are.

Were ya wondering why nobody wanted to talk about it much, wondering about that uncomfortable silence after you left? Did you miss us? Did you wonder if we missed you?

I wonder where you're dumping your word hoard these days, where does it have to go?

If you were thinking of me that much, I feel sorry for you. But you just fall into the 99.8 % of typical "musician" boy types anyway which makes me laugh :hello:
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby snipelfritz » Fri Apr 28, 2017 3:18 pm

Oh god, this fucking thread.

Invisible Man wrote:Why aren't we considering left/right splits?

Not allowed!
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby Jwar » Fri Apr 28, 2017 3:39 pm

Wittgenstein wrote:Pitiful attempt to add variation on the "tits or ass" question.

tits.


I mean, this isn't really the question at hand to me. It's more would you want a fully functioning body versus a non function one.

With a fish top, you still get the mouth and who's to say those scales can't get some implants? Right??

With the fish bottom, you loose the butt and the vagina. So you cannot do kinky stuff or have kids. Which I would assume you'd want to. hah
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby Wittgenstein » Fri Apr 28, 2017 3:44 pm

jwar wrote:
With the fish bottom... you cannot do kinky stuff ...


Manifestly false.
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby snipelfritz » Fri Apr 28, 2017 4:18 pm

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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby ritz » Fri Apr 28, 2017 4:27 pm

comeseccxxxfiend2.0 wrote:If you were thinking of me that much, I feel sorry for you. But you just fall into the 99.8 % of typical "musician" boy types anyway which makes me laugh :hello:


Aww... :hello: :lol:

It's not that I was thinking about you so much... just happened to wonder about you, and there your post was. You put the chronic in my synchronicity.

I'm teasing... kind of. And maybe I was a little mean, but there was some heart in it too. I think I actually appreciate and get you more than most, which makes me less than typical. “Typical” made me laugh though. I’m an oddball 3.0 – we might even worship the same moon. Trickster is as trickster does. :poke:

You doubled down and flamed out a bit. I thought you were showing some spots of closemindedness not in keeping with your uhm… expanded perspectives… a hint of the "typical" bro type perhaps? (with your own unique spin of course… bro 2.0?)

Everybody wants to be “well… that was awkward… ahem… moving on…” but I’d rather poke it with a stick I guess :poke:

So yeah, calling out, calling in… miss you, but only your better parts :poke: :idk:
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby comesect2.0 » Sat Apr 29, 2017 12:09 am

...thanks brother...no more confusion..texting/typing disembodied bs...no ill will...its just b.s. fun...gonna stick to gear only from now on...no jokes. kissy.
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby Eivind August » Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:06 pm

jwar wrote:
Wittgenstein wrote:Pitiful attempt to add variation on the "tits or ass" question.

tits.


I mean, this isn't really the question at hand to me. It's more would you want a fully functioning body versus a non function one.

With a fish top, you still get the mouth and who's to say those scales can't get some implants? Right??

With the fish bottom, you loose the butt and the vagina. So you cannot do kinky stuff or have kids. Which I would assume you'd want to. hah

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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby ritz » Sat Apr 29, 2017 4:01 pm

comesect2.0 wrote:...thanks brother...no more confusion..texting/typing disembodied bs...no ill will...its just b.s. fun...gonna stick to gear only from now on...no jokes. kissy.


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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby Jwar » Sat Apr 29, 2017 6:40 pm

Eivind August wrote:
jwar wrote:
Wittgenstein wrote:Pitiful attempt to add variation on the "tits or ass" question.

tits.


I mean, this isn't really the question at hand to me. It's more would you want a fully functioning body versus a non function one.

With a fish top, you still get the mouth and who's to say those scales can't get some implants? Right??

With the fish bottom, you loose the butt and the vagina. So you cannot do kinky stuff or have kids. Which I would assume you'd want to. hah

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I looked into the whole fish sex thing...I wish I wouldn't google these things.

Anyway, fish excrete waste and are impregnated through the same hole. They only have one.

So basically it's their vajay jay and anus rolled into one. Now I can see how that would be a bit efficient, but I still feel as if it's be a bit kinkier with a fish top. I mean. Think about it. Like really think about it. hahaha

Also master fish race would rule the world!!!! All we'd need is to make helmets with water in them and the fish could totes be on the land and rule it!
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