Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

[JonnyAngle]

Yeah I purposefully stayed away from google images on this one.

Would you rather fuck a guy with a zombie mermaid tattoo or a zombie mermaid with a chubby white guy tattoo?

One of the classic philosophical questions.

[snipelfritz]

Please don't fat shame me and my beautiful tattoo.

Seems in keeping with your 2016, iteration, Snip. What are you smoking nowadays?

Hmmmm, yes.

I made my own curry last night. It was actually decent.

[bloatedsack]

Would you rather fuck a guy with a zombie mermaid tattoo or a zombie mermaid with a chubby white guy tattoo?

BAsed on my google images search, there's potential for some hot zombie mermaids, but with fishy lower halves so it's all getting very confusing.

[Invisible Man]

Yeah sorry to 'muddy the waters' (insert ejaculating into water joke).

(Realizes that this is not a large body of jokes.)

(Commits to rectifying situation.)

(Thinks about how 'rectifying' sound kinda dirty.)

(Wonders about Mesa amps and their relationship to erections.)

[fcknoise]

who will i talk about my feelings with if it has a fish head

[JonnyAngle]

who will i talk about my feelings with if it has a fish head

The one who listens, and doesn't talk

[Iommic Pope]

who will i talk about my feelings with if it has a fish head

The one who listens, and doesn't talk

Or, to lift from the centaur thread, human mind in the fish head?
Or, preternatural cryptozoological mind in the fish head?


Psychic fish head lady/man/whatever knows your woes and can smite your enemies with telekinetic rage. Then afterwards human lady/man/whatever fish head sex.

[Invisible Man]

fish head sex.

My favorite STP song.

A buckala is a dried fish's head. It's an Italian diminutive my mom uses all the time. She is insane, though. Our monthly call yesterday featured a discussion of how my cousin had mutations as a result of military experimentation. But no talk of fish headedness.

[Eivind August]

who will i talk about my feelings with if it has a fish head

The fish head, you speciesist fuck.

Also, horse bottom/fish top for the win!

[Disarm D'arcy]

No. Horses are the worst. Have you seen the massive size of their poop? When I run in the park, I literally have to jump over the pile those fucker leave on the way. Because no one at the horse riding club cleans up behind those fucking horses that smell bad when they poop the public park.

Die horses die.

[crochambeau]

[D.o.S.]

Die horses die.

[Iommic Pope]

No. Horses are the worst. Have you seen the massive size of their poop? When I run in the park, I literally have to jump over the pile those fucker leave on the way. Because no one at the horse riding club cleans up behind those fucking horses that smell bad when they poop the public park.

Die horses die.

Local park frequented by local equestrian club.
Check privilege.

[Disarm D'arcy]

Both are the result of high as fuck local taxes to finance our local communism which include a wooden mechanized elephant that you can ride, gymnasium and sports halls/courts, public pools, a public subsidized cinema, libraries, affordable day care centers, community gardens, community centers with affordable art and music classes and stuff... you know, living the French socialist dream.

Don't confuse that for wealth, the suburb I live in is very affordable, like not even half a similar place would cost downtown. It's mostly young couples and retired working class couples who bought here when they were young couples and never moved

[Iommic Pope]

And you guys let people from the Commonwealth move there, right?