Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?



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Fish top or Fish bottom?

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Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby snipelfritz » Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:48 am

Spinoff of this thread: viewtopic.php?f=42&t=19532

Would you rather have a mermaid chick with a fish pussy and ass or a chick with a lady top-end and fishy underside?

Note: you'd probably have to fuck her in some form of standing water.
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby Mudfuzz » Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:06 am

Personally I like this
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby snipelfritz » Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:41 am

Seriously, it's a question of aesthetics over practicality.

Have you ever tried to titty fuck a chick with no tits? It doesn't work.
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby dubkitty » Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:03 am

looking at fish face while fucking = not sexy. blow jobs from girl face = sexy. QED.
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby DarkAxel » Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:16 am

Fish bottom, for sure

but maybe i'd have a secret affair with fish top one - mainly for paperbag-driven anal pleasure from time to time :idk:

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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby maz91379 » Tue Aug 30, 2011 6:58 am

Um clearly you guys are not aware of a mermaids ability to shape shift. you can have your cake and eat it as well.
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby MEC » Tue Aug 30, 2011 7:56 am

Fish top, human bottom.

Reasons:
A) Just because it (Do Mermaids consider "it" derogatory?) has a face doesn't mean it's cute.
B) Human bottom half would definitely be in good shape due to all the swimming.
C) She will have to keep her top half under water so you won't see it any way.
D) Fish head will keep her from complaining or talking at all for that matter.

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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby Gunner Recall » Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:37 am

...but do girl top/fishy bottoms have the sexual desires you guys are hoping for?
With the reproductive system of a fish, the most she'll want from you is to jerk off on the eggs she laid after she's already left.

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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby Big Mon » Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:43 am

maz91379 wrote:Um clearly you guys are not aware of a mermaids ability to shape shift. you can have your cake and eat it as well.

Especially the merrow,the merfolk of Celtic lore :cool:
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby McSpunckle » Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:57 am

Fuckin' bury that fish head in the sand and go to TOWN on some human ass.
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby Fuzzy Fred » Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:58 am

haven't you seen the little mermaid? she later gets to walk on land so when you're bored of handies and blowies, just be like "bitch, i want some pussy" then she will walk on land

that's what they do
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby Mudfuzz » Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:11 am

MiddleEarthCrisis wrote:Fish top, human bottom.

Reasons:
A) Just because it (Do Mermaids consider "it" derogatory?) has a face doesn't mean it's cute.\

I like my make-believe creatures to look nice :idk: I just don't lust after mackerel :idk:
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby snipelfritz » Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:50 am

Fuzzy Fred wrote:haven't you seen the little mermaid? she later gets to walk on land so when you're bored of handies and blowies, just be like "bitch, i want some pussy" then she will walk on land

that's what they do

Not so simple. If I recall she had to make a Faustesque deal with the devil figure in order to do so and the whole thing turned into one big mucky-muck.

Not to simple for her. Tricking bitches into thinking you love them and, subsequently, upending their lives is easy-peazy.

I'm so glad that a few people have actually taken on my side on this one. I'm not trying to start a gang war or anything, but surriously, sometimes all I think I need is a nice fit pair of legs and a puddy in between.

I also love MiddleEarthCrisis' point(letters C/D) about fish faces not being seen, being heard complaining. For those who say, "But then you have to do it in water," remember, there's more water than land as well as hot tubs, showers and that Shamoo tank at Sea World. Just don't get in my splash zone if you know what I mean.
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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby Achtane » Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:59 pm

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Re: Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

Postby skip » Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:16 pm

i need that pussy and ass--- :drool:
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