aedes wrote:WHEN IS NAP TIME??
When the big hand and little hand are pointing at numbers
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aedes wrote:WHEN IS NAP TIME??
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Chankgeez wrote:Strange Tales wrote:God that reminds me of my sisters kids. "Oh they're just crying because they're tired."
Go the fuck to sleep then, don't god damn cry when you can just sleep. I don't understand kids at all.
It's because their tiny brains are not yet fully formed.
Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
Invisible Man wrote:Hahaha yeah successfully navigating nap time is the hardest thing I think I have ever done. Every single time I put a kid to bed I feel like Indy swapping out the bag of sand for the idol in Raiders...so tense.
One of them is fuckin done napping (3); the other is a straight-up nightmare as far as sleeping goes.
And yeah, 'go to sleep if you're tired' makes sense if you are a rational person, but these are children, and they thrive on chaos, insanity, and noise. Which is why I like them in the first place.
Oh, and mac'n'cheese. They thrive on that, too.
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Invisible Man wrote:These kids just will not sleep. Up at 4 every day.
Probably gonna have another one this year.
Invisible Man wrote:Invisible Man wrote:These kids just will not sleep. Up at 4 every day.
Probably gonna have another one this year.
...aaaaand pregnant.
News doesn't belong in this thread, though.
resincum wrote:odontophobia wrote:Invisible Man wrote:These kids just will not sleep. Up at 4 every day.
Probably gonna have another one this year.
I feel you broh.
4real. I got to be at work at 9, kid 1 wakes up at 6 then wakes kid 2 up when she starts talking. my partner is -not- a morning person, so I'm up as soon as they are.
sorry to hear the biz ain't working out how you wanted it to Jwar. I know you've been hella committed to the whole thing. try not to dig your head in the ground too much cause I know you're gonna get past this
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coldbrightsunlight wrote:Yes I am a soppy pop person at heart I think with noises round the edge
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odontophobia wrote:Invisible Man wrote:Invisible Man wrote:These kids just will not sleep. Up at 4 every day.
Probably gonna have another one this year.
...aaaaand pregnant.
News doesn't belong in this thread, though.
More voices to send through pedals, right?
Sleeping is some fucking art form shit. We had first round of vacccines yesterday and baby was a tota breeze. Everything was going awesome while I was at work. Wife was like, at 45 minutes I put baby in swing and she's asleep 15-minutes later.
We were feeling really good about having really figured out her sleep patterns over the last few days (as much as a pattern can be discerned at this time).
Wife texts me later, "accidentally waited 60-minutes to put her down. Bad news."
Texted her an hour later and baby was still awake. Got home about 45 minutes ago and the kiddo still hadn't slept. Then of course I get the stress unloaded on me because I'm not a baby. Damn babies.
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