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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby Pepe » Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:16 am

Never visit Europe then. We don't really know what a grilled cheese toast should be like. Or why someone should eat bread with grilled cheese in general (with nothing else on it!). I only knew grilled cheese toasts from John Grisham novels. :idk:
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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby Iommic Pope » Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:55 am

To taste of the other city was a breach we were all guilty of at one point. To spend one's life in the consumption of the simple grilled cheese was humbling, a rite of passage and ritual to mark all of the nation's significant , and those held holy by its citizens.
But one could not pass through those streets and cope with any amount of reason once all of senses were assaulted by the other capital. Crosshatching could not apply itself to the olfactory organs.
These delacacies could not be denied.
Although, one would always partake, and then have to unpizza.



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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby Achtane » Mon Sep 04, 2017 12:26 pm

I think that, if timed right, I could shoot my neighbor next time their 11PM fireworks go off and nobody would notice.
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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby jrfox92 » Mon Sep 04, 2017 12:56 pm

One of the things I hate about this area is that I can't get a decent sandwich to save my life. :grumpy:
In Texas there was Schlotzsky's, where you could get a fairly large, circular sandwich that was cut into four quarters.
The closest thing I've found here is a shitty cheese sandwich shop that uses store bought bread, everything else is half-assed subs.

Also, I'm progressively learning I should never buy pizza from anywhere.
I can make the pizza myself, and even though it takes longer to do, it's always better and doesn't make me feel like shit after eating.

Achtane wrote:I think that, if timed right, I could shoot my neighbor next time their 11PM fireworks go off and nobody would notice.

I have a neighbour that did that here, too.
It's not a real fucking holiday, shooting fireworks at this time just means you're a dickhead neighbour. :rant:
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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby OldGeorge » Mon Sep 04, 2017 8:15 pm

Achtane wrote:I think that, if timed right, I could shoot my neighbor next time their 11PM fireworks go off and nobody would notice.

I hate that... one of my "vicious" pit bulls that they call the cops on pisses herself 6-400 times every 4th because of them... I don't believe in violence or owning firearms (I just see no point in an urban area no issues with rural 'merica) but I wish for the same. Be my new neighbor and get rid of the shitty one for me? I'm excellent at digging holes
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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby Iommic Pope » Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:28 am

Yeah I'm ready to quit my new job.
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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby Invisible Man » Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:34 am

...fuzz commune?
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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby Eivind August » Tue Sep 05, 2017 7:14 am

Iommic Pope wrote:Yeah I'm ready to quit my new job.

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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby Iommic Pope » Tue Sep 05, 2017 8:24 am

Invisible Man wrote:...fuzz commune?

Ok, but in a neutral country with fertile soil and a corrupt gobernment that will just leave us alone.

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Iommic Pope wrote:Yeah I'm ready to quit my new job.

:hug:

The politics are toxic as shit. And I've been dragged into the middle of it by trying to appease everyone.
I haven't been there long enough to pick a side and piss anyone off and I don't feel comfortable doing that anyway.
It'd be nice if my work had merit of its own without having to contend with a whole bunch of hearsay and tattling from these adult children I work with.

I wish I wasn't so useless I could get a real job.

And now I think my daughter has a UTI.

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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby chuckjaywalk » Tue Sep 05, 2017 8:41 am

I've dreamt of a fuzz commune here in Kentucky. I know just the place.
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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby Invisible Man » Tue Sep 05, 2017 9:28 am

Iommic Pope wrote:
Invisible Man wrote:...fuzz commune?

Ok, but in a neutral country with fertile soil and a corrupt gobernment that will just leave us alone.

Eivind August wrote:
Iommic Pope wrote:Yeah I'm ready to quit my new job.

:hug:

The politics are toxic as shit. And I've been dragged into the middle of it by trying to appease everyone.
I haven't been there long enough to pick a side and piss anyone off and I don't feel comfortable doing that anyway.
It'd be nice if my work had merit of its own without having to contend with a whole bunch of hearsay and tattling from these adult children I work with.

I wish I wasn't so useless I could get a real job.

And now I think my daughter has a UTI.

:picard:


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Kid UTIs are pretty baller. My two year-old launched a calculated attack on my sanity at bedtime with the 'I want to go pee/I don't wanna go pee' logic problem. Somehow, she won, even if her victory meant crying so hard she threw up on me.

You need no skillz on the commune. From each according to his ability; to each according to his need.

Otherwise, life is pretty rad, though.
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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby jrfox92 » Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:01 pm

Iommic Pope wrote:Yeah I'm ready to quit my new job.

Man, I'd quit my job if I could actually get a hold of anyone.
They, pretty much, completely ghosted me over a month ago and I've been unable to talk to anyone in charge since. :facepalm:
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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby waltdogg » Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:03 pm

get payroll's number/e-mail. stop showing up. contact payroll to cash you out. if they won't. get a lawyer.
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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby jrfox92 » Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:10 pm

waltdogg wrote:get payroll's number/e-mail. stop showing up. contact payroll to cash you out. if they won't. get a lawyer.

It's an even more sketchy situation.
Normally I'd be going out on jobs or whatever, but they just stopped scheduling me and then every time I'd call to see what's up they'd be like "oh, the boss is on vacation" or out for lunch or some such bullshit.
There's no payroll issues because I've been paid for the work I did, they just quit giving me any more work.
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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby friendship » Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:31 pm

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