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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby Invisible Man » Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:08 am

8 Hour Meeting Vocabulary:

Benchmark
Accountability
Program Outcomes
Soft Skills
Assessment
Deliverable
Difficult Conversations
Leadership
KPI
Dashboard
Move things forward
Standardized Curriculum

My vocabulary today:

Grotesque
Reprehensible
Unethical
Neoliberal
Dessicated
Hollowed-out
Aspirational
Purpose
WHY

I don't know why I give a shit. Higher ed is getting worse every day, and there's nothing I can see that will turn the tides. We're just a business that has worse pay and hours that takes advantage of people like me...people dumb enough to think that education has value inside of an institutionalized framework.

Someone just looked at me and said "Huh! Apparently 'benchmarkable' is a word (in MS Word). How's the English guy feel feel about that?" I laughed and said that I'm dying inside.

Brb gotta get fired.
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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby Invisible Man » Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:24 am

After posting this, lunch was delivered. We're saving money by using some bullshit cafeteria service. I went full Soylent Green.

"They can cut our benefits...they can cut our salaries...they can TAKE OUR JOBS...BUT WE WILL NOT ACCEPT THESE FUCKING WRAPS!"

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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby $harkToootth » Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:26 am

:lol: I can only add 'Prototype' and 'disruptive technology'.
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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby spacelordmother » Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:29 am

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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby Invisible Man » Mon Sep 11, 2017 11:40 am

I'm taking everyone to lunch on the College's dime. There were seven wraps for seven people...and twelve cookies. So apparently we were supposed to have some kind deathmatch for the the last two cookies. And I take in like 8,000 calories a day, so half a wrap and a cookie would put me on a drip in the hospital.

#glitchbeast
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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby OldGeorge » Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:39 pm

This forum needs more synergy
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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby $harkToootth » Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:42 pm

We can take that offline. We'll circle back to it.
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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby neonblack » Mon Sep 11, 2017 1:36 pm

My kid tried to Skype with his mom today but started crying as soon as he saw her face. It was probably one of the saddest moments of my life. He knows she's gone and probably not coming back anytime soon, but he doesn't understand why. And I can't explain it to him because I don't really understand either
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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby spacelordmother » Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:22 pm

Fuck. Big hugs. :cry:
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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby Invisible Man » Mon Sep 11, 2017 3:34 pm

Wow that blows, dude. I would share my enchilada platter but I ate them all.

Go see IT.
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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby JonnyAngle » Mon Sep 11, 2017 3:43 pm

Invisible Man wrote:Image


That's terrible

neonblack wrote:My kid tried to Skype with his mom today but started crying as soon as he saw her face. It was probably one of the saddest moments of my life. He knows she's gone and probably not coming back anytime soon, but he doesn't understand why. And I can't explain it to him because I don't really understand either


That's even worse. Heartwrenching :cry:
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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby JonnyAngle » Mon Sep 11, 2017 3:46 pm

Invisible Man wrote:8 Hour Meeting Vocabulary:

Benchmark
Accountability
Program Outcomes
Soft Skills
Assessment
Deliverable
Difficult Conversations
Leadership
KPI
Dashboard
Move things forward
Standardized Curriculum


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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby $harkToootth » Mon Sep 11, 2017 3:56 pm

neonblack wrote:My kid tried to Skype with his mom today but started crying as soon as he saw her face. It was probably one of the saddest moments of my life. He knows she's gone and probably not coming back anytime soon, but he doesn't understand why. And I can't explain it to him because I don't really understand either

... :cry: :cry: that is literally the saddest thing I have ever read....I am so sorry Neon... :cry:
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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby BitchPudding » Mon Sep 11, 2017 4:06 pm

neonblack wrote:My kid tried to Skype with his mom today but started crying as soon as he saw her face. It was probably one of the saddest moments of my life. He knows she's gone and probably not coming back anytime soon, but he doesn't understand why. And I can't explain it to him because I don't really understand either

I picked the wrong fucking thread to open today. Fuck. Im so sorry man. :cry:

Guess I'll vent some too.

Freaked out over the responsibilities I have. What makes it worse is that its not that I cant do them, its that I know I cant. I'm only capable of so much and unfortunately the responsibilities of day to day life in this society we live in is too much for me to process. I can't do it mentally, due to fatigue and just generally not being smart enough to even calculate interest rate on a fucking credit card.

Honestly surprised I've made it to 24. Havent eaten in a day. Not hungry. Life is a joke. Everything is dark.
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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread

Postby popvulture » Mon Sep 11, 2017 4:23 pm

Invisible Man wrote:8 Hour Meeting Vocabulary:

Benchmark
Accountability
Program Outcomes
Soft Skills
Assessment
Deliverable
Difficult Conversations
Leadership
KPI
Dashboard
Move things forward
Standardized Curriculum

My vocabulary today:

Grotesque
Reprehensible
Unethical
Neoliberal
Dessicated
Hollowed-out
Aspirational
Purpose
WHY

I don't know why I give a shit. Higher ed is getting worse every day, and there's nothing I can see that will turn the tides. We're just a business that has worse pay and hours that takes advantage of people like me...people dumb enough to think that education has value inside of an institutionalized framework.

Someone just looked at me and said "Huh! Apparently 'benchmarkable' is a word (in MS Word). How's the English guy feel feel about that?" I laughed and said that I'm dying inside.

Brb gotta get fired.

Brb starting a band called Soft Skills.

Also rhats brutal, Neon—big hugs, bud :hug:
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