The Confessions Thread



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Postby BetterOffShred » Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:37 pm

And your toilet is gonna get fun sized devastation.. :lol:
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby $harkToootth » Tue Nov 19, 2019 10:14 am

Common sense but if anyone was wondering, there is truly no need to have 13 snickers in one day.
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby codetocontra » Tue Nov 19, 2019 7:21 pm

Is your shirt "fun size" now?
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby $harkToootth » Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:34 pm

No fun was had in this aftermath.
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby $harkToootth » Thu Nov 21, 2019 12:19 pm

Well this is how I choose to live my media consumption life now. (Not a confession actually. I'm really enjoying her work.) EDIT: She quotes one of my TOP 10 favorite artists DJ SPRINKLES a few times so this video automatically gets an A+ from me (my bias).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD-PbF3ywGo
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby 01010111 » Mon Dec 23, 2019 9:19 am

Whenever I remember the one-man-one-jar video, the first thing that comes to mind is that horrifying crunch. Then I just worry. Was able to get the healthcare he needed? Did he live in a country where he was able to get good healthcare? Does he practice safer forms of anal play now?
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby codetocontra » Mon Dec 23, 2019 9:38 am

The most alarming thing is he didnt freak out. He barely even made a noise. Obviously you can hear the glass. So my head canon is that this wasn't the first time a disaster occurred and he is A OK.
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby coldbrightsunlight » Mon Dec 23, 2019 12:43 pm

01010111 wrote:Whenever I remember the one-man-one-jar video, the first thing that comes to mind is that horrifying crunch.

One of the worst things ever captured on film for the sickening realisation. I can only hope it's fake :no:
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby $harkToootth » Fri Jan 03, 2020 10:35 am

He was probably fine. Although I think we can all unanimously agree. Glass was not meant to break in your rectum.

Spilling the tea on myself... I almost just made a VVITCH HAUS thread :lol: The nostalgia is strong with me today!!! Then I remembered... it's actually a lot older than I remember it being. :cry:
For all you nostalgic vvitches... enjoy...

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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby $harkToootth » Fri Jan 03, 2020 10:36 am

Also, I went on rockabilla without my ad block and now won't stop getting Dani Filth telling me to buy crap I don't need (Please note... I'm not saying it's not cool...). This is what you get when you want a long sleeve graphic TYPE O NEGATIVE shirt.
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby $harkToootth » Sat Jan 04, 2020 11:32 pm

I've lost my gosh darn mind... my new things are 1. Meth Recovery Channels and 2. Living with cystic acne as a female videos.
I am/relate to neither of these things...
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby $harkToootth » Sun Jan 05, 2020 12:35 am

I swear this channel is like Harry Potter meets Requiem For A Dream... but with lots of trailers mentioned in the stories (it's a thematic element).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RanD2mGyoEE
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby $harkToootth » Sun Jan 12, 2020 12:26 am

TFW all the band T-Shirts you want take you to Hot Topic's website... and they're all 30% off cause even Hot Topic doesn't want them anymore...
Hot Topic... why can't you have the SEALAB2021 shirt I wanted in 2003 back in stock... WHY????
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby D.o.S. » Fri Jan 24, 2020 6:01 pm

I listened to multiple Rush songs in a row today.

And I liked it.
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby codetocontra » Sat Jan 25, 2020 3:22 pm

I just learned bagpipes make my eyes juicy.

At my Grandpa's funeral in 2009, a bagpiper played us out of the church service and down the hall. It was a beautiful enchanting melody, full of rich drones with a somber haunting quality. Never heard one in person before, I believe. I don't know the song, probably something from traditional Scottish culture and nothing I would recognize now if I searched, but it sort of reminded me of something Mogwai would have written.

I haven't heard a bagpipe in a long time, maybe since then. As cheesy as it seems, the relevance of that sound really hit me when watching the 2008 Royal Rumble and Rowdy Roddy Piper made a surprise entrance with his theme being a mix of a rattling marching drums accompanied by a bagpipe, "Scotland the Brave" as it is called.

Coincidentally, my solo music took a turn towards drone a couple years after the funeral. Never consciously looking to recreate that bagpipe cacophony but maybe somewhere deep in my subconscious I have been chasing that soothing emotional response by creating those blankets of sound. I suppose this is why I have felt brave enough to share some of my recordings as albums while knowing most people won't appreciate my work, and I really don't care because those sounds have meant something to me.
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