The Confessions Thread



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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby Jero » Wed Mar 14, 2018 6:27 pm

gnomethrone wrote:I went to the book store but instead of a book I bought a super ignorant slam metal record.

Trying to save face by not saying who? :poke:

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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby gnomethrone » Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:05 pm

It was Uterovaginal Insertion of Extirpated Anomolies by Cephalotripsy. Not gonna post the cover because its gross :lol:
I don't usually go for misogynistic neanderthal slamz but that record is just perfect and I'd never even seen it on vinyl before and it was twelve dollars. I already had a few books I need to finish, now I have books AND slams. I also picked up Pentastar by Earth. Half Price Books is my favorite chain bookstore. There are two close by my house and I always find cool stuff for super cheap.
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby spacelordmother » Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:21 pm

Half Price Books is soooo good. Wish I still lived near one. :mope:
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby PeteeBee » Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:40 pm

There's a HPB kitty-corner to my bus stop. I always loiter in there when it's raining and more often than not end up finding some treasure.
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby tremolo3 » Thu Mar 15, 2018 6:48 pm

I'm applying for jobs in another country (Germany) and every time I get a good response, I get nervous breakdowns and I almost shit my pants, to the point that I wish I wouldn't be doing this =[

How the fuck do you deal with this feeling?
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby $harkToootth » Thu Mar 15, 2018 6:52 pm

Lay off the fiber and eat a lot of processed food. That should clog you up and help you deal with your feeling without wrecking your trousers.
Or apply for the jobs on the toilet.
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby tremolo3 » Thu Mar 15, 2018 7:02 pm

$harkToootth wrote:Lay off the fiber and eat a lot of processed food. That should clog you up and help you deal with your feeling without wrecking your trousers.
Or apply for the jobs on the toilet.


LMAO!!!

Thanks man! I will have your post in mind when I'm in the phone with them to keep my ass cool, I mean literally.
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby the raytownian » Thu Mar 15, 2018 10:42 pm

01010111 wrote:I’m beginning to think enormous modular setups are boring.

Edit: I’m beginning to think entirely modular setups are boring. A small setup to augment other things makes sense, but building a big system just to make a-tonal blips or derivative techno that could be made 10000x easier with a groovebox is really boring.

Even atmospheric glitch stuff is boring to me now. Like, it was the fucking shit back in 2008, but I’m not really feeling it ten years later.

I say this stuff knowing the stuff I make’s super derivative and boring too. A-tonal bleep bloops and atmospheric stuff using a modular system is like bluez-guitar for the modern age: everybody thinks it’s the shit and wants to do it.

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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby $harkToootth » Tue Mar 20, 2018 9:23 am

I had dreams of Flying V's last night. I haven't had those kind of dreams since I was in middle school.
...I kind of want a Flying V now. rfurtkamp has purple one which is really cool.
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby ibarakishi » Tue Mar 20, 2018 10:42 am

$harkToootth wrote:I had dreams of Flying V's last night. I haven't had those kind of dreams since I was in middle school.
...I kind of want a Flying V now. rfurtkamp has purple one which is really cool.


after looking at the pointy guitars thread, i catch myself always imagining whatever song i hear that has electric guitar playing as being a pointy guitar playing for whatever reason
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby $harkToootth » Tue Mar 20, 2018 10:48 am

Actually, I lost interest as soon as I wrote it down.
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby dubkitty » Tue Mar 20, 2018 10:56 am

i really want an Explorer. not because they look cool--i'm about as far from cool as you can get--but because i love the korina sound and i played one that was surprisingly comfortable, even when sitting down.
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby Corey Y » Tue Mar 20, 2018 11:09 am

$harkToootth wrote:I had dreams of Flying V's last night. I haven't had those kind of dreams since I was in middle school.
...I kind of want a Flying V now. rfurtkamp has purple one which is really cool.


I had a Reverend Volcano years ago, which is their Flying V model. I really like it, it's the only one I've ever owned. It was light, comfortable to play, and it had an additional tone knob that was essentially the reverse of the traditional tone knob, it rolled off lows and tightened up the pickups to a kind of P90 sort of sound. I honestly for the life of me can't remember why I sold it. Probably to fund the purchase of some other instrument I've since sold and because it took up a lot of space and was kind of hard to play sitting down at home. They don't make them like that one anymore though, it was an amber tinted mahogany model, with a black pickguard and it looked way cool.


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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby BetterOffShred » Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:55 pm

dubkitty wrote:i really want an Explorer. not because they look cool--i'm about as far from cool as you can get--but because i love the korina sound and i played one that was surprisingly comfortable, even when sitting down.

I have a black korina telecaster. It's the best.. birdseye maple neck. I love that guitar.

I'm not cool either. :no:

My cat and son think I'm cool
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby Corey Y » Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:59 pm

BetterOffShred wrote:I have a black korina telecaster.


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