The Confessions Thread



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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby waltdogg » Thu Jan 25, 2018 10:00 pm

one of the tattoo shops i go to is run by a fairly sketchy guy, i never get tattoos from him. all his other artists are better than he is but it's like fuck this guy, he murdered his girlfriend.
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby Corey Y » Fri Jan 26, 2018 5:34 pm

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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby Lurker13 » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:37 pm

I have become amazingly wishy-washy about what tuning my SG should be in. It was in C standard for years, then I tuned it up to D standard a few months ago, but then I started listening to Electric Wizard again about a month ago and tuned it down to B standard, then up to C# standard Sabbath style, last week I tuned it to E standard, now it's in drop D, but I've started listening to Kyuss again so I'm thinking about tuning it down to C standard again...

...and around and around I go.

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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby Lurker13 » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:40 pm

waltdogg wrote:one of the tattoo shops i go to is run by a fairly sketchy guy, i never get tattoos from him. all his other artists are better than he is but it's like fuck this guy, he murdered his girlfriend.

Holy shit, that's as fucked up as it gets. Was he caught?
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby waltdogg » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:44 pm

Lurker13 wrote:
waltdogg wrote:one of the tattoo shops i go to is run by a fairly sketchy guy, i never get tattoos from him. all his other artists are better than he is but it's like fuck this guy, he murdered his girlfriend.

Holy shit, that's as fucked up as it gets. Was he caught?

he was and he’s served his time. but still...

some of the other guys were talking about leaving to have their own shop and not be weighed by his and his business partner’s bs.
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby BetterOffShred » Sat Jan 27, 2018 4:07 am

I'm totally not judging you, I'm just stating it because that's where this has gone, but I would never in a million years give money to anyone who has been convicted of slaying another human being. That is basically the maximum shit move you can pull.. killing someone.
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby $harkToootth » Sat Jan 27, 2018 8:35 am

BetterOffShred wrote:That is basically the maximum shit move you can pull...

I structured similar statements for my buddy. He always wondered why 'his girlfriend was mad at him' and 'why that relationship didn't work out'. I was like "uhh...dude...you cheated on her...several times...literally the ONE THING that keeps your monogamous relationship together...and you didn't abide by it" :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby BetterOffShred » Sat Jan 27, 2018 11:58 am

Fundamental breakdown of the expectation for the operating system..
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby waltdogg » Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:13 pm

BetterOffShred wrote:I'm totally not judging you, I'm just stating it because that's where this has gone, but I would never in a million years give money to anyone who has been convicted of slaying another human being. That is basically the maximum shit move you can pull.. killing someone.

fair point. always makes me think a little bit before i go to his shops. i’m not sticking my head in the sand, just about everyone knows about him.
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby $harkToootth » Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:15 pm

BetterOffShred wrote:Fundamental breakdown of the expectation for the operating system..

Omg I'm using that! Thank you!
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby BetterOffShred » Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:17 pm

waltdogg wrote:
BetterOffShred wrote:I'm totally not judging you, I'm just stating it because that's where this has gone, but I would never in a million years give money to anyone who has been convicted of slaying another human being. That is basically the maximum shit move you can pull.. killing someone.

fair point. always makes me think a little bit before i go to his shops. i’m not sticking my head in the sand, just about everyone knows about him.

Like I said man I'm not judging you. At all. I just have strong feelings on the matter. People are shit, we do terrible things to eachother and in another life it could have been me.

I'm just glad you Bro's are dece humanoids :hug:
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby rustywire » Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:46 pm

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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby $harkToootth » Sat Jan 27, 2018 2:53 pm

I shouldn't find HOARDING: BURIED ALIVE as hilarious as I do.
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby $harkToootth » Thu Feb 08, 2018 9:56 am

The Switchfoot Thread inspired me to post this...when I was 14 or so I was at some sort of local show where bands that were probably into Switchfoot were playing. I was in the front row trying to enjoy the music and this girl 'I sort of liked but not really' stood next to me. So here I am at this show where I am only there trying to fit in, talking to this girl I am 'really trying to like' and as she gets closer....her breath is absolutely atrocious.

I think all these things broke my brain. I was not the most intuitive kid so...I more or less just ran away from the situation. Like mid sentence just walked away...left the show...went home.
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby the raytownian » Thu Feb 08, 2018 12:31 pm

I want to go see that new Peter Rabbit movie, only because the rabbits are so cute. The soundtrack seems horrible, and I'm ambivalent about the concept (it seems better and more sensible than a CGI Marmaduke movie, at least), but I don't really care about that stuff. I'm just here for the cuteness overload. I suppose it helps that I like rabbits. I became completely despondent and contemplated killing myself the last time I watched Watership Down, and I briefly became obsessed with them, and with the Art Garfunkel song "Bright Eyes". I've planned for a while now to start collecting vinyl copies of the single. I hope to have enough copies to cover a wall some day:


Literally the only things stopping me from going to see this film are being embarrassed to tell anyone I know in real life that I'm going to go see it, and that I don't want to be the lone, stringy-haired adult male in a theatre full of kids.
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