The Confessions Thread



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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby popvulture » Tue Jan 23, 2018 2:12 pm

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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby $harkToootth » Tue Jan 23, 2018 6:55 pm

I know how I'm going to win BILF. JHS Tube Screamer -> Nu Screamer -> Grape Phaser. Winning Board!!!
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby comesect2.0 » Tue Jan 23, 2018 7:15 pm

:lol: :thumb: id love to see a board filled projectile vomit material have corey y and lurker and some more rad dudes on camera having real time reactions recorded.
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby $harkToootth » Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:31 pm

Okay this is important...probably the most important thing ever...
I've honestly thought about this post every day since it was posted.
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goroth wrote:Did Zvex ever post here back in the Devi days?
I know he was pretty involved in various DIY forums in the early days of both the internet and DIY - kinda seems possible he could have turned up here.


yeah probably not. unless Devi stirred up shit on harmony central (FUCK remember harmony central?) Zvex and Devi definitely did not get along, despite Devi referencing the fuzz factory as the pedal that got her into pedals/building.

I know too much about Devi's internet history. :facepalm:

I would like to know more about Devi's internet history...
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"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby D.o.S. » Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:34 pm

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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby $harkToootth » Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:37 pm

I feel like I missed out. I've kind of a sick fuck so I've been reading threads from 2007-09 (mainly 09 not much happening in 07-08 era here).
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
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"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby Chankgeez » Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:39 pm

Yeah, I think a lot of the oldest posts are gone. :cry:
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby Achtane » Wed Jan 24, 2018 7:08 am

I don't like reading my old posts, they make me wanna punch old me in the face. Like more than I already wish I could.

Unrelated, I wish that, just once in my life, someone would do the James Brown cape routine with me. I dunno, like I could just be getting out of a pool and someone would bring me a towel and I'd do it.
Or after showering with The Girl.
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby comesect2.0 » Wed Jan 24, 2018 8:23 am

I woke up with Elton John songs in my head...hold m3 closer Tony Danza and don't let the sun go down on me...which has condensed into visuals of avoiding unwanted solar blowjobs.
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby dubkitty » Wed Jan 24, 2018 9:07 am

don't let your son go down on me.
i am a chaos vector...if your life is too orderly, i can help.

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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby Corey Y » Wed Jan 24, 2018 10:07 am

(Remember to put a 90's Michael Jackson joke here before hitting "Submit")
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby BetterOffShred » Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:16 am

Sears.. Michael Jackson.. boys underpants half off etc..
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby Invisible Man » Thu Jan 25, 2018 8:44 am

When I was in the 4th grade, my school had a Halloween party. Dress up in your costume, get candy, play games. Unbeknownst to me, my mom (who was not invited to participate) dressed up as a clown and came to school. She was unrecognizable. At the end of the day, she leaned in close to me, lowered her voice, said ‘HI, BRAD,’ and split.

She spied on me all day to see what I was like at school. I didn’t know it was her until years later.
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby Invisible Man » Thu Jan 25, 2018 8:51 am

The first time I met my now in-laws, I went over to their house for dinner. I started a small campfire in their backyard (they don’t have a fire pit), and brought an 8 foot inflatable Shrek I stole from a grocery store I worked at. I borrowed a bike pump and inflated the Shrek.

When it was time to leave, I strapped the Shrek to the top of my 1970 VW Beetle and drove my now-bride home.
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby Corey Y » Thu Jan 25, 2018 9:03 am

Invisible Man wrote:When I was in the 4th grade, my school had a Halloween party. Dress up in your costume, get candy, play games. Unbeknownst to me, my mom (who was not invited to participate) dressed up as a clown and came to school. She was unrecognizable. At the end of the day, she leaned in close to me, lowered her voice, said ‘HI, BRAD,’ and split.

She spied on me all day to see what I was like at school. I didn’t know it was her until years later.


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