The Confessions Thread

[D.o.S.]

All gems.

I'm pretty sure the paradigm shift to all creative success has already shifted back to a patronage system, but it will take a few years for folks to acknowledge it.

[Invisible Man]

It would help if more of the patrons knew that.

If you eat thirteen cider mill donuts in an afternoon at your new job, it's hard to shake the reputation of 'donut glutton.'

I'll leave it to the readers of this post to decide if those two sentences are related or not.

[popvulture]

'donut glutton.'

Would check out that band.

[D.o.S.]

It would help if more of the patrons knew that.

Cosigned heavily. But people expect shit for free now.

[comesect2.0]

huh?, whos dick I gotta blow to get a couple bucks? like those cars with advertisements all over them?...and if you eat too many donuts and someones says "hey!, man...you are a glutton" just start dunking the donuts in coffee, then youll be a dunker?

[spacelordmother]

#powerdunker

[Invisible Man]

Bottomdunker.

[Iommic Pope]

#dockinanddunkin

[Chankgeez]

#Dunkin'inDockers?

[Invisible Man]

I have two daughters and have been married to a human woman for nine years. I'm still not really sure where girls' pee comes out.

[$harkToootth]

There's a hole near the hole. So within the labia minora is the vagina and the urethra. Geographically speaking, south of the clitoris but north of the vagina. Hope that helps.

Think of the anus to the clitoris as some sort of constellation.

[Achtane]

They pee out of their butts.

[snipelfritz]

They pee out of their butts.

That's why they have to sit down.

[actual]

What's a clitoris?

[actual]

Fun fact: due to the force of which the pee leaves the female body, women were used in medieval times to remove graffiti from city walls.