The Confessions Thread

[Kacey Y]

This thread has become The ShartCorner.

Risky farts are the most intense level of vulnerability I'm willing to share at this stage. Unless you read between the lines about the desperate shame wienerschnitzeling. That's still pretty dark and dusty Corey interiors 101 though.

[waltdogg]

my gut rains acid all day at work. never trust your farts.

[John]

Confession: sometimes I pluck my taint hair while I'm scratching my nuts. Just rip hanks of it out of the flesh. Feels good man (until I get sweat in my raw skin)

[waltdogg]

right there with you buddy. but i pluck hairs everywhere. that painful relief, lol.

[snipelfritz]

I do that except with my nose hairs, but still while I'm scratching my nuts.

It feels good not having unsightly hairs.

[John]

I do that except with my nose hairs, but still while I'm scratching my nuts.

Be careful!!!
http://www.businessinsider.com/why-you- ... irs-2016-7
https://www.sharecare.com/health/health ... nose-hairs

Pro Tip: use a lighter to trim nostril hair. I take very quick gentle sniffs of the flame and it keeps nose hairs in check without plucking, and lasts longer than a trim. Plus the smell of burnt hair lingers in the nose for days and I love it

[waltdogg]

jesus. fucking. christ.

[John]

Don't knock it til you try it. Works like a charm, just be careful. Very careful.

[$harkToootth]

I think I just had the most hellacious last hour of work...made it through...I'M ON VACATION NOW!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K34LlUvzkNI

[Ghost Hip]

My ultimate gear dream is to do a gear demo where I play Smells Like Teen Spirit through a Dumble.

[Kacey Y]

My ultimate gear dream is to do a gear demo where I play Smells Like Teen Spirit through a Dumble.

I think you're aiming too low. How about a vintage '62 Strat, through a first run Klon Centaur, into a brand new Boss DS-1 into a Dumble?

[BetterOffShred]

My ultimate gear dream is to do a gear demo where I play Smells Like Teen Spirit through a Dumble.

I think you're aiming too low. How about a vintage '62 Strat, through a first run Klon Centaur, into a brand new Boss DS-1 into a Dumble?

Eric Claptons original champ, with 3 or 4 PLL's and a couple delays, a 9 string guitar.. mmm toanz

[$harkToootth]

I want JonnyAngle and I to have an egalitarian pedal show where we recommend everything and always try to make space on 'our board' for pedals.
I also really like the idea of going "here is the clean tone" playing one thing and then playing something completely different when the pedal is on. Or you play the 'clean tone' and it's already fairly distorted and fuzzed out.
Since it is a 'music' show our special guests would be comedians.

I also like the idea of really terrible playing and one guy nodding like "that's pretty good..."
Or playing songs you don't quite have all the parts down yet.
Or eating a bunch of Indian Food before demoing and playing some notes on guitar and farting some of the others.

[Kacey Y]

Fart on a snare drum...sample it...run it through a mothership pedalboard...profit??

[$harkToootth]

Corey how many amps do you have now? This is the 'Confession Thread' so please be honest.

So I'm on vacation and I did a stay-cation. Woke up a 10:00 AM. Listened to some old Opie & Anthony. Got Indian food and have been drinking sugary Vietnamese coffee since 12:30 PM. I'm really fucking good at doing nothing