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Re: The what ever thread...

Postby MechaGodzilla » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:13 am

BitchPudding wrote:
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Lurker13 wrote:I decided to be better to my bladder by cutting down on my caffeine intake and I wanted you to be the first to know. :hello:

Is caffeine bad for your bladder ? :no: if so I'm totally boned.

It's a mild diuretic, so it will make you urinate more frequently.

With winter here, I've been drinking way more coffee than usual. All things considered, I think it's time I cut down, so I've started mixing my coffee with decaffeinated coffee.

I might need to join you on this. Been pissing a lot recently. Is tea a good substitute for coffee or is that just as bad?

If anything, tea makes me piss more than coffee, which tends to make you poop
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Re: The what ever thread...

Postby Lurker13 » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:56 pm

BitchPudding wrote:
Lurker13 wrote:
BetterOffShred wrote:
Lurker13 wrote:I decided to be better to my bladder by cutting down on my caffeine intake and I wanted you to be the first to know. :hello:

Is caffeine bad for your bladder ? :no: if so I'm totally boned.

It's a mild diuretic, so it will make you urinate more frequently.

With winter here, I've been drinking way more coffee than usual. All things considered, I think it's time I cut down, so I've started mixing my coffee with decaffeinated coffee.

I might need to join you on this. Been pissing a lot recently. Is tea a good substitute for coffee or is that just as bad?

Black tea has less caffeine than coffee, green tea has less caffeine than black tea, and you can get both decaffeinated. I'm hooked on Bigelow's decaffeinated Earl Grey black tea. Green tea always seems to be harder on my stomach than black tea, for some reason.

I've been mixing my coffee 3:1 decaf to caffeinated. It works pretty well, I can have a strong cup of coffee without feeling lightheaded from too much caffeine or having caffeine withdrawal from too little caffeine.

That's another reason I'm cutting down, I'm tired of that dizzy feeling that goes along with strong coffee. If something is going to make me dizzy, it should at least have the common courtesy to provide some artificial euphoria to go along with it. You know, give me some of this :trippy: , not just this :whoa: .
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Re: The what ever thread...

Postby tabcantab » Thu Feb 15, 2018 12:54 am

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Re: The what ever thread...

Postby Pepe » Thu Feb 15, 2018 3:31 am

That's almost a guarante that I might like that. I don't know much from Neil Young.
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Re: The what ever thread...

Postby dubkitty » Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:01 am

there's even worse Neil Young albums than that.
"there is no culture is my brag"--Mark E. Smith

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Re: The what ever thread...

Postby tabcantab » Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:45 am

Spoken like people who haven't listened to Kinda Fonda Wanda recently.
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Re: The what ever thread...

Postby Achtane » Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:30 pm

http://www.hospital-data.com/accidents/ ... l#products
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PT CUT OFF HIS PENIS WITH A *** PIPE CUTTER ACCIDENTALLY WHEN TRYING TO MASTURBATE. D:PENILE AMPUTATION, HYPOKALEMIA, HYPERCHLOREMIA. TRANSFER

PATIENT AT BAND PRACTICE PLAYING GUITAR, DOING KIND OF DANCE WITH IT, D EVELOPED SCROTAL/TESTICLE PAIN/SWELLING; VARICOCELE

PT WAS TRYING TO BALANCE ON A DRUMSTICK AND LOST BALANCE AND CUT LEFT TESTICLE DX: LACERATION TO SCROTUM

PATIENT WITH TESTICULAR PAIN SINCE LIFITNG TRUMPET AT SCHOOL. D; TESTICLE PAIN.

Lifting a trumpet? Please.
14YOM WITH A VIBRATOR STUCK IN ANUS

37 Y/O FEMALE PT AND HUSBAND WAS FOOLING AROUND & NOW PT HAS A VIBRATING BUTT PLUG STUCK IN BUTTOCK DX: RECTAL FOREIGN BODY

PATIENT "LOST VIBRATOR" WHICH HE HAD BEEN INSERTING RECTALLY. VIBRATOR IS STILL ON. D: RECTAL FOREIGN BODY.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Louy7zH9guw
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Re: The what ever thread...

Postby BetterOffShred » Thu Feb 15, 2018 10:38 pm

How do you accidentally cut off your dick with a pipe cutter?
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Re: The what ever thread...

Postby Achtane » Thu Feb 15, 2018 11:11 pm

Circling the end of it faster and faster and FASTER AND FAS--oh shit?
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It seems he and I have very different ideas of what constitutes masturbation...
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sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...

kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.

Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D. wrote:Und jetzt lass uns ein paar Bäume abfackeln und Beats machen!

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Re: The what ever thread...

Postby BetterOffShred » Fri Feb 16, 2018 1:06 am

But that's using a pipe cutter as it's intended to be used to cut round tubular items.. no part of that is accidental..

I use my hand and look at the ladies.. haven't cut my dick off yet somehow
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Re: The what ever thread...

Postby dubkitty » Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:02 am

this gives a whole new meaning to the Darwin Awards.
"there is no culture is my brag"--Mark E. Smith

"the policeman isn't there to create disorder, the policeman is there to preserve disorder"--Richard J. Daley

"i want to walk in the snow and not leave a footprint
i want to walk in the snow and not soil its purity"--Richey Edwards

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Re: The what ever thread...

Postby MechaGodzilla » Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:26 am

If you want gory medical stories, listen to this podcast. The guy was a doctor, now a comedian,
and put out a book of traumatic medical stories
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Re: The what ever thread...

Postby Lurker13 » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:31 am

Achtane wrote:Lifting a trumpet? Please.

Maybe it was supposed to say strumpet instead of trumpet.
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Re: The what ever thread...

Postby dubkitty » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:34 am

nice.
"there is no culture is my brag"--Mark E. Smith

"the policeman isn't there to create disorder, the policeman is there to preserve disorder"--Richard J. Daley

"i want to walk in the snow and not leave a footprint
i want to walk in the snow and not soil its purity"--Richey Edwards

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Re: The what ever thread...

Postby Lurker13 » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:36 am

dubkitty wrote:nice.

:lol: Thanks, dubkitty. :hug:
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