ILF SECRET SANTA 2018: SIGNING UP CLOSED

[Gone Fission]

I'm going to send my SS so many phallic shaped items. SOOOO many.

It's obligatory to try it before you send it.

[JonnyAngle]

got my gifts in the mail

I know who it's from!

It's not even Halloween, but i'm thinking I'm not waiting until Xmas

[DRodriguez]

This is the right call.

Not like it matters if it's an empty box though

[coldbrightsunlight]

Got my gear gift(s) sorted I think. At least, ordered.

[oldangelmidnight]

got my gifts in the mail

I know who it's from!

It's not even Halloween, but i'm thinking I'm not waiting until Xmas

If you're thinking about what I think you're thinking about, what you're thinking about isn't what you're thinking about.

[multi_s]

that's the way she goes.

[oldangelmidnight]

My mark is really tricky. They've got a powerful aptitude in a couple of specific areas but I decided to go for something totally opposite of anything they've demonstrated any facility with. I hope it will be a nice contrast to the current paradigm and still a nice and useful compliment to their aesthetic.
Risky Santa.

[crochambeau]

Risky Santa.

I like this angle. I've got a solid image of what will fit my mark, but I have a hunch executing it will turn into a hair raising mess of confused ambition as I wade through a couple weeks of failures.

I'm on track to realize sometime mid-December that I absolutely forgot to mail it out on time.

Mid-December isn't on time?

Hrm, maybe this is why I've been toward the rear of the pack in the past.

Time to go whip up some steaming motivation for my unfortunate elves.

[JonnyAngle]

The picks are KVLT! The picks are KVLT!

[coldbrightsunlight]

But is everything as it seems?

[JonnyAngle]

:!!!:



But is everything as it seems?

I have no fucking clue now

[oldangelmidnight]

The picks are KVLT! The picks are KVLT!

I was looking for some kind of Peavey thing and that was about the most absurd I could find.
I'm sure you can work the Bakvendt into your next surf cover of a Toadies song. I bet it would actually make a really interesting substitution for a spring reverb.

[Gone Fission]

Main gift ordered. Gonna try to add a home-made fuzz, as well.

Gotta figure out how to further stuff my mark’s stocking.

[DRodriguez]

I knew it was empty!



...dammit bojangles, ya got me again!

[odontophobia]

I was waiting for Jack to accidentally stab himself so many times.