Would you consider yourself a fancy ass?



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Re: Would you consider yourself a fancy ass?

Postby BetterOffShred » Sun Aug 05, 2018 11:03 am

I've been paying my student loans for almost a year .. and my credit went up. How fucking fancy is That? Booya.

I made it to my late 30s without ever having a credit card, which I consider a good thing, but it's not fancy.
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Re: Would you consider yourself a fancy ass?

Postby rustywire » Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:46 am

Maybe an artisan hotdog when cleaned up and put together.

A mostly respectable blend of angus, kobe or wagyu beef with brioche or pretzel bun, topped by a trio of mustard and "coney island redhot" style sauce plus freshly-cooked sauerkraut if it's an occasion....

Ultimately just another hotdog that won't impress anyone with an appetite for steak, but the best kind of comfort food for the inner juvenile with adult taste.


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Re: Would you consider yourself a fancy ass?

Postby BetterOffShred » Mon Aug 06, 2018 10:26 am

Artisan hot dogs are fancy AF.
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Re: Would you consider yourself a fancy ass?

Postby Big Mon » Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:39 am

I've never made an artisan hot dog.
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Re: Would you consider yourself a fancy ass?

Postby BetterOffShred » Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:59 am

Now with 90% less Raccoon buttholes!
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Re: Would you consider yourself a fancy ass?

Postby Mudfuzz » Mon Aug 06, 2018 12:10 pm

Big Mon wrote:I've never made an artisan hot dog.

Artisans really aren't that fancy really, it's just a fancy word for someone that makes things so hotdogging them might not be as fancy as you might think.. in theory.
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Re: Would you consider yourself a fancy ass?

Postby Big Mon » Mon Aug 06, 2018 12:18 pm

BetterOffShred wrote:Now with 90% less Raccoon buttholes!


A delicacy here in Bama-Land.

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Big Mon wrote:I've never made an artisan hot dog.

Artisans really aren't that fancy really, it's just a fancy word for someone that makes things so hotdogging them might not be as fancy as you might think.. in theory.


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Re: Would you consider yourself a fancy ass?

Postby SPACERITUAL » Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:31 pm

BetterOffShred wrote:I've been paying my student loans for almost a year .. and my credit went up.



Ive been paying on my loans, cars, and amex for years and my credit only goes up like a point a month. I have no idea what im doing wrong.



I am definitely fancy. I make six figures. I get a new BMW every couple of months that I drive as a company car. I own a $7,000 chair. Ive probably spent well into 5 digits on shoes in the last couple of years. I'm trying to buy a rolex right now but theres a shortage on steel models and I'm not going to wear a solid gold watch or pay $40k for one. Im trying to buy a house right now but, in my area, prices are so inflated that even the banks wont give loans on the entire value of the house....

...the thing I've learned since becoming moderately successful (For someone who was working at wendys not too long ago) is that everyones attitude about you changes. People that were pricks to you before suddenly become interested in you and every conversation seems to steer towards "how can i do this can you get me into what youre making i want to make money but i dont want to do any work and im going to assume that because you did it and i think youre a piece of shit that anybody must be able to do it". You find that the friends that get this way were just friends with you because it made them feel like they were doing well with their life, and that they were actually happy that yours was so fucked up.
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Re: Would you consider yourself a fancy ass?

Postby Big Mon » Wed Aug 08, 2018 12:01 am

Look, man....
I'm really sorry about a few years ago. Can I borrow 1000 bucks? :p

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Re: Would you consider yourself a fancy ass?

Postby comesect2.0 » Wed Aug 08, 2018 12:16 am

papa john corporate headquarters pays that much?
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Re: Would you consider yourself a fancy ass?

Postby SPACERITUAL » Wed Aug 08, 2018 2:37 am

comesect2.0 wrote:papa john corporate headquarters pays that much?



Lets just say that at the right time, after the right amount of drinks, you tell the right person the right Col Sanders stories and it can be well worth your while...
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Re: Would you consider yourself a fancy ass?

Postby rustywire » Wed Aug 08, 2018 3:10 am

Glad you're doing well, d00d. Do more of it around here pls you are a top poster keep your munny tho tenderfoot lol 5 figures on footwear
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Re: Would you consider yourself a fancy ass?

Postby vidret » Fri Aug 10, 2018 7:09 am

dubkitty wrote:i'm the total antithesis of fancy. i dress in jeans, band t-shirts, and trainers (at 61! apparently i look a decade younger :yay:), drive a decade-old Camry that's dinged up to hell and gone, shave maybe three times a week, and haven't had my hair trimmed since 2015.


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