Count To Five

[UglyCasanova]

Was that a Cake reference?

[multi_s]

Was that a Cake reference?

ah mamma mia, not intentionally but i felt like i have been suitably shamed now.

when you think you are being clever but actually you are cake. V V

[Seance]

The polite and civilized way to fuck yourself is to count to five first to make sure you really mean it and have given yourself full consent before the (f)act.

[Seance]

Was that a Cake reference?

ah mamma mia, not intentionally but i felt like i have been suitably shamed now.

when you think you are being clever but actually you are cake. V V

Let them quote Cake.
——Marie Antoinette


Hey, Marie Antoinette never said that! That's a false attribution!
——Cake

[Invisible Man]

*sad trumpet solo*

[UglyCasanova]

The cake told a lie.

[codetocontra]

The cake is a lie.

[DRodriguez]

Cake isn't pie

[Invisible Man]

pie-in-the-sky

cake-in-the-lake

[goroth]

Ceci n'est pas une Cake.

[fuzzisokiguess]

You can't have your cake and go fuck yourself, too

[Seance]

You can't have your cake and go fuck yourself, too...

...but who's counting?

[zoooombiex]

noticed a familiar blue box on Nel's Cline's fx table:

[multi_s]

noticed a familiar blue box on Nel's Cline's fx table:

nice catch (:

[damnableman]

"you know you sold my pedal you promised me for a large profit you cunt, you know you're a lying devious little fuckwit...

Sounds like a deal gone right on Craigslist.

...for that reason you can count to it, 1,2,3,4,5, go fuck yourself. "

No spaces between the commas and the digits? Shame, shame.
But how did he (he, right?) know how many fingers you have?

I guess the question is, do you know you're a lying devious little fuckwit?

I'm a sleuth.