Count To Five



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Re: Count To Five

Postby multi_s » Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:41 pm

UglyCasanova wrote:Was that a Cake reference? :snax:

ah mamma mia, not intentionally but i felt like i have been suitably shamed now.

when you think you are being clever but actually you are cake. V :cry: V
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Re: Count To Five

Postby Seance » Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:42 pm

The polite and civilized way to fuck yourself is to count to five first to make sure you really mean it and have given yourself full consent before the (f)act.
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Re: Count To Five

Postby Seance » Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:44 pm

multi_s wrote:
UglyCasanova wrote:Was that a Cake reference? :snax:

ah mamma mia, not intentionally but i felt like i have been suitably shamed now.

when you think you are being clever but actually you are cake. V :cry: V



Let them quote Cake.
——Marie Antoinette


Hey, Marie Antoinette never said that! That's a false attribution!
——Cake
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Re: Count To Five

Postby Invisible Man » Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:47 pm

*sad trumpet solo*
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Re: Count To Five

Postby UglyCasanova » Tue Sep 05, 2017 2:44 pm

The cake told a lie.
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Re: Count To Five

Postby codetocontra » Tue Sep 05, 2017 2:54 pm

The cake is a lie.
I make noise.
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Re: Count To Five

Postby DRodriguez » Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:00 pm

Cake isn't pie
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Re: Count To Five

Postby Invisible Man » Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:46 pm

pie-in-the-sky

cake-in-the-lake
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Re: Count To Five

Postby goroth » Tue Sep 05, 2017 5:08 pm

Ceci n'est pas une Cake.
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Re: Count To Five

Postby fuzzisokiguess » Tue Sep 05, 2017 7:48 pm

You can't have your cake and go fuck yourself, too
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Re: Count To Five

Postby Seance » Tue Sep 05, 2017 8:01 pm

fuzzisokiguess wrote:You can't have your cake and go fuck yourself, too...

...but who's counting?
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Re: Count To Five

Postby zoooombiex » Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:15 pm

noticed a familiar blue box on Nel's Cline's fx table:

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Re: Count To Five

Postby multi_s » Thu Sep 07, 2017 8:15 pm

zoooombiex wrote:noticed a familiar blue box on Nel's Cline's fx table:


nice catch (:
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Re: Count To Five

Postby damnableman » Fri Sep 08, 2017 12:48 pm

multi_s wrote:"you know you sold my pedal you promised me for a large profit you cunt, you know you're a lying devious little fuckwit...

Sounds like a deal gone right on Craigslist.
multi_s wrote:...for that reason you can count to it, 1,2,3,4,5, go fuck yourself. "

No spaces between the commas and the digits? Shame, shame.
But how did he (he, right?) know how many fingers you have?

I guess the question is, do you know you're a lying devious little fuckwit?

I'm a sleuth.
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Re: Count To Five

Postby waltdogg » Fri Sep 08, 2017 11:18 pm

anyone got an extra ct5? i've got a puhzing and new y&y i'd trade. if you didn't already see my desperate post in b/s/t
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