This should probably be in the hack jobs thread.
I found this severely beat up Dean in a thrift store, peeling finish, dead bridge pickup, etc.
I covered it with part of a black light poster and put some EMGs I had in a drawer into it.
There is a mic element where the middle pickup would be, activated by the toggle switch below the tone knob. I just have to string it up, considering ordering some of the DR neon strings.