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Re: Hack Jobs!

Postby Achtane » Wed Dec 19, 2018 3:23 pm

https://reverb.com/item/6367139-galaxy- ... 1985-black

Maybe not a hack job, exactly, but I'm liking this one.
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Re: Hack Jobs!

Postby Chankgeez » Wed Dec 19, 2018 3:41 pm

Achtane wrote: https://reverb.com/item/6367139-galaxy- ... 1985-black

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Maybe not a hack job, exactly, but I'm liking this one.
"Alright, we have a leaf blower, some glitter I bought on clearance, annnnd....and some guitar parts! Gimme some ideas!"
https://reverb.com/item/16853544-one-of ... ugo-sn-007


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Re: Hack Jobs!

Postby Mudfuzz » Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:51 pm

pickups on both seem out of place as they both look like something you would want to play surf on... get some singles on dem.
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Re: Hack Jobs!

Postby Benn Roe » Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:06 pm

You want to play surf on that bandaid guitar? I don't think that would have been my instinct...
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Re: Hack Jobs!

Postby Mudfuzz » Wed Dec 19, 2018 10:11 pm

Benn Roe wrote:You want to play surf on that bandaid guitar? I don't think that would have been my instinct...

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Re: Hack Jobs!

Postby dubkitty » Thu Dec 20, 2018 11:34 am

"an instrument as highly regarded as King Arthur's Excalibur" :erm:
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Re: Hack Jobs!

Postby Chankgeez » Sat Dec 22, 2018 6:03 pm

"You can't copyright circuits really." - Ed Sanner …………….0.............
"The effects market was really nothing more than a bunch of beggars and thieves, all building off one another's work." - Dan Armstrong…...........................…
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Re: Hack Jobs!

Postby Chankgeez » Mon Dec 24, 2018 12:48 am

"You can't copyright circuits really." - Ed Sanner …………….0.............
"The effects market was really nothing more than a bunch of beggars and thieves, all building off one another's work." - Dan Armstrong…...........................…
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Re: Hack Jobs!

Postby Benn Roe » Mon Dec 24, 2018 1:59 am

Who the fuck is Sean Rowe?
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Re: Hack Jobs!

Postby MrNovember » Mon Dec 24, 2018 2:12 am

Benn Roe wrote:Who the fuck is Sean Rowe?

No idea, but he butchered that guitar
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Re: Hack Jobs!

Postby Chankgeez » Mon Dec 24, 2018 10:52 am

Benn Roe wrote:Who the fuck is Sean Rowe?


The dude who's sellin' that guitar. :idk:

MrNovember wrote:
Benn Roe wrote:Who the fuck is Sean Rowe?

No idea, but he butchered that guitar


:lol:

In his description, he claims he "decorated" it to look like his acoustic:

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Re: Hack Jobs!

Postby Benn Roe » Mon Dec 24, 2018 11:17 am

The listing is actually really fishy. The name of the shop is "Sean's Boutique", and it says Sean Rowe owned the guitar, but everything is written with elusive passive voicing. "It was owned by Sean Rowe" and "It was ... aesthetically modified to look similar to the duct tape pattern on his acoustic/electric guitar" clearly want you to believe that he made the hideous modifications to this guitar and that you're buying it directly from him, but it's not actually making either claim directly. It's a really funny deception to attempt against the fanbase of a virtual unkown. Why would he use duct tape on his iconic acoustic guitar, but then bolt a bunch of plastic to some electric guitar he's not even known for using?

Either way, that beard and that surname have me really suspicious that he's an entity from the black lodge looking to supplant me in this reality. I'm on to you, Sean Rowe, you and Ben Roethlisberger both...
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Re: Hack Jobs!

Postby Chankgeez » Mon Dec 24, 2018 11:24 am

Yeah, I didn't know who Sean Rowe was either. :lol:

I always click on the "Message Seller" thing and in this case "To: Sean Rowe" appeared. So, he's not that sneaky. :surprise:
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Re: Hack Jobs!

Postby Benn Roe » Mon Dec 24, 2018 11:38 am

You can never trust an entity from the black lodge.
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Re: Hack Jobs!

Postby Chankgeez » Mon Dec 24, 2018 11:41 am

:trippy: :hobbes:
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"The effects market was really nothing more than a bunch of beggars and thieves, all building off one another's work." - Dan Armstrong…...........................…
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