I definitely didn't read the entire description prior to buying it either. Just caught some key phrases that completely sold it for me: "high-gain", "distortion/fuzz", "resonant lowpass filter", "perfect for not only guitars, but other instruments as well..."
That and I'm still kicking myself for missing the No Memory
After reading it thoroughly, I'm so much more stoked. Especially since I missed the part about voltage control! Total weirdness will definitely ensue.