WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!



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WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby lawrence scaduto » Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:55 pm



post a video of you delivering a music/musician related joke before Christmas Eve 12/24 11:59 pm and win a BBS!

me, lawrence scaduto, is the the judge.

i'm looking for best delivery. if it's someone else's joke, then that's ok. just be funny.

be as creative as you wish with your production value but you MUST appear on camera.

the joke that makes me laugh the hardest wins.

you must submit your joke via video. text, mp3, image macro or other form of delivery will not count.

the joke video must be embedded in this thread.

and YOU MUST MENTION YOUR ILF USER NAME IN THE VIDEO INTRO. This way no one can enter a brilliant Mitch Hedberg one-liner for the win. You can do this with text, written on a piece of paper or just say it. whatever. Just make sure we know it's you.

UPDATE: There must be at least 10 submissions for the contest to happen. If there are less than 10 video submissions the contest ain't happening.
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PRIZE

You will win a BBS from the first batch.

I'll pay for shipping.

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I'll be away spending time with family during Christmas Break. I will announce the winner by January 4th 2010. Most likely before then. Try and use youtube so I can watch the videos on my iPhone.

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godspeed ILF'ers

Lawyerly Stuff: I reserve to right to cancel this contest at any time. You must say your ILF username in your video intro. This way no one can enter a brilliant Mitch Hedberg one-liner for the win. but if you can do a mitch hedberg impression by all means make me chuckle. you just might win.
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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby Companda » Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:02 pm

Freakin' videos. I guess I'll just have to buy this because IT'S FLARKING AWESOME.

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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby Bellyheart » Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:33 pm

That video rules really hard. Narration shall give me nightmares
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Postby elbandito » Thu Dec 09, 2010 5:45 pm

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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby Jero » Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:27 pm

That was like playing every retro video game I've ever owned, all at the same time.
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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby lawrence scaduto » Thu Dec 09, 2010 6:56 pm

thanks for the compliments, ya'll.

now post your joke videos!
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Postby unownunown » Thu Dec 09, 2010 7:26 pm

SWEET JESUS

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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby magiclawnchair » Thu Dec 09, 2010 8:06 pm

IMUSTHAVEBBS!!! :omg: :omg: :omg:
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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby Jero » Thu Dec 09, 2010 11:13 pm

magiclawnchair wrote:IMUSTHAVEBBS!!! :omg: :omg: :omg:

You better be funny :grumpy:
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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby plhogan » Fri Dec 10, 2010 7:07 am

I was gonna just bank on winning the contest but I'm afraid you'll sell out of that sick first run graphic so I just bought one. Hopefully I'll still win and get 2.

Is this gonna be a limited run of 10?
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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby lawrence scaduto » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:12 am

plhogan wrote:I was gonna just bank on winning the contest but I'm afraid you'll sell out of that sick first run graphic so I just bought one. Hopefully I'll still win and get 2.

Is this gonna be a limited run of 10?


I'll save one for the contest.

and yeah. always a limited run of 10.

also, congrats! you're the first sucker.. erm buyer ;)
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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby plhogan » Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:58 pm

I can't wait for it to come, I actually think this thing is gonna be more musical than my Glamour Box or any other tabletop synth.

Lawrence your limited runs make me feel special, it's like everything I buy from you is a custom one-off. Good call.
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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby Quiet Things » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:11 pm

My joke delivery sucks, I'm just gonna have to save up and get one some time down the line...it'll be a nice addition to my Unicorn Utter Stutter and my Dinosaur BLOWING UP. Awesome shit, Lawrence.
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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby colin » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:49 pm

plhogan wrote:I was gonna just bank on winning the contest but I'm afraid you'll sell out of that sick first run graphic so I just bought one. Hopefully I'll still win and get 2.

Is this gonna be a limited run of 10?


Same here, I don't think I'm funny enough to have much chance of winning it. But I really want one, especially with the awesome Leisure Suit Larry graphics. I've still got too many christmas presents to buy and I have to pay tuition for next term, so I can't afford to buy one right now. My folks usually give me some money for christmas though, so I'm hoping one of these will still be left on the 25th.
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Re: WIN A BBS! tell your best musician joke and win!

Postby lawrence scaduto » Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:20 am

colin wrote:
plhogan wrote:I was gonna just bank on winning the contest but I'm afraid you'll sell out of that sick first run graphic so I just bought one. Hopefully I'll still win and get 2.

Is this gonna be a limited run of 10?


Same here, I don't think I'm funny enough to have much chance of winning it. But I really want one, especially with the awesome Leisure Suit Larry graphics. I've still got too many christmas presents to buy and I have to pay tuition for next term, so I can't afford to buy one right now. My folks usually give me some money for christmas though, so I'm hoping one of these will still be left on the 25th.


last joke contest I did NO ONE ENTERED :mad: :facepalm:

if the same thing happens this time your one entry could win it. ;)
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