Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.



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Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.

Postby SPACERITUAL » Sat Jan 06, 2018 10:49 pm

The prosecution rests.
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Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.

Postby Invisible Man » Sat Jan 06, 2018 11:09 pm

It may be the only shirt he owns.
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Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.

Postby $harkToootth » Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:27 am

My cousin has a GODSMACK tattoo. She got it when she was 18. I don't think she likes it now at 30...
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Postby Invisible Man » Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:24 am

Is it around her bellybutton?
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Postby D.o.S. » Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:26 am

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Re: Does DOS own a GODSMACK shirt? Definitely.

Postby $harkToootth » Sun Jan 07, 2018 9:31 am

Yes, on the front of the hip flexor by the bikini line if not lower :lol:
I'm only posting about it because it's kind of hard to make fun of someone that makes around $200K per year. Kind of like trying to make fun of someone with an 9 inch penis. Not going happen.
...truth is...now that I'm thinking about it...I think she still likes her tattoo (as opposed to what I said earlier)...
Her sister just got a tattoo that say RIP LIL Peep on her butt. We're a strange family :lol:
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Postby Invisible Man » Sun Jan 07, 2018 11:04 am

Good thing I have a 3 inch penis and make $12k a year, then.
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Postby gnomethrone » Sun Jan 07, 2018 11:33 am

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Postby $harkToootth » Sun Jan 07, 2018 7:20 pm

Invisible Man wrote:Good thing I have a 3 inch penis and make $12k a year, then.

Don't believe these lies!!! I just got back from the lab and crunched the results. You have three children. Everyone knows that each child adds 2 inches of length and a minimum of 3 inches of girth to your dong. So AT THE VERY LEAST...you're sporting a 6x9 Chicago Deep Dish down there.
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Postby Invisible Man » Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:02 pm

That was all fake news. Dads are packing tootsie rolls to lower their chances of overpopulation. Dickminishing returns.
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Postby $harkToootth » Sun Jan 07, 2018 9:23 pm

I ain't buying the excuse for 'fake news' just because you have 'cake news' in your pants.
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Postby $harkToootth » Sun Jan 07, 2018 9:26 pm

"Cake is a made up drug"
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Postby goroth » Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:06 am

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Postby Eivind August » Mon Jan 08, 2018 8:38 am

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Postby rustywire » Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:46 am

$harkToootth wrote:My cousin has a GODSMACK tattoo. She got it when she was 18. I don't think she likes it now at 30...

I WAS going to make the joke "that aint a shirt, it's tatted" but............................
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