Be(a)st Records of the year thread, 2017 (version)



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Re: Be(a)st Records of the year thread, 2017 (version)

Postby rustywire » Sat Dec 30, 2017 12:36 pm

Did anyone see P4K put out a "10 best of 2017" video on their youtube like a week ago?
Within 24hr they got completely roasted in the comments & deleted it.

It was 200.0% bougie hipster mutual-fluffing (even for p4k) as if they tried to 1up themselves and simultaneously slurp *****diverse***** artists while summarizing each record by lavishing the typical *groundbreaking* *innovative* type praises before playing a sample snippet clip contradictory to those characterizations. The bigger, underlying message however... was pushing a less than subtle, pandering political slant for activist high-fives :lol:
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Re: Be(a)st Records of the year thread, 2017 (version)

Postby $harkToootth » Sat Dec 30, 2017 12:42 pm

To this day my favorite example of that is in 2007 when MIA - Kala was "awarded" album of the year because it was the most "worldly".
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Re: Be(a)st Records of the year thread, 2017 (version)

Postby rustywire » Sat Dec 30, 2017 3:43 pm

Oh my, I had forgotten all about that...and her
https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/ ... clnk&gl=us

When I read shit like that I yell at myself, internally to SAY LESS. TRY TO STAY FOCUSED BUT JUST SAY LESS FFS.
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Re: Be(a)st Records of the year thread, 2017 (version)

Postby retinal orbita » Sat Dec 30, 2017 4:28 pm

Okay my wife is binge watching Downton Abbey so here's an updated list because fuck, why do they make Edith look and act so appalling in every goddamned scene, I bet she is lovely and man one scene she let her hair down, what a looker..... I hate this show.....

Top ten:
Elder - Reflections of a Floating World DLP
Spectral Voice - Eroded Corridors Of Unbeing
Haggatha - V
Bizarre Uproar "Sikiöasento" DLP
The Rita - Toe Cleavage 7CS wooden box set (holy fuck this cost me a lot of fuckin' monay y'all)
Death Toll 80k - Step Down LP
Perverted Ceremony "Sabbat Of Behezaël" LP
Knurl / Âmes Sanglantes - Split CS
Gnawed / Slit Throats / Crawl Of Time - Industrial-Historical Document Two: Counterinsurgency (New Forces)
John Wiese "Escaped Language" LP

There's about 30 other noise releases I bought from Knurl, John Wiese, Sissy Spacek & The Rita I couldn't fit on this list, but you get the gist of where I'm going with this sort of thing.....

Reissues:
Alice Coltrane - Ecstatic Music of Alice Coltrane
Gauze boots I paid way to much money for before learning there were legit ones happening :no:
TOTAL SLITTING OF THROATS HWN cassette reissue (I put this out but that should only stress how important I think it is)
Blood demo LPs on NWN
Sissy Spacek - RIP (4 CS + 7" expanded edition of one of my favorite SS CDs)
Charred Remains A.K.A Man Is The Bastard - Live On KSPC 88.7 FM 1992 (not really a reissue but more like an archival thing but whatever amirite?)
Neanderthal - A History of Violence LP
Jaap Vink DLP on INA-GRM whooooo boy talk about some exciting stuff
Emperor vinyl reissues whoooooooo boy fuck these sure were well done, skip that Black on Black shit and get these in the sophisticated black metal art exclusively they deserve!
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Re: Be(a)st Records of the year thread, 2017 (version)

Postby rustywire » Sun Dec 31, 2017 9:08 pm

Think I posted this in the youtube thread over the summer...it belongs here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1FZVmJdO6g

2nd half = :whoa: :whoa: :whoa: :whoa:
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Re: Be(a)st Records of the year thread, 2017 (version)

Postby $harkToootth » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:33 am

@retinal orbita - I'm so into that stuff but...I really didn't keep up with it this year. 2015 me would be screaming (I went to noise shows like every weekend that year).
I am yet to listen to the FULL OF HELL / THOU collab. That's on today's docket.
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Re: Be(a)st Records of the year thread, 2017 (version)

Postby goroth » Wed Jan 03, 2018 3:53 am

Pristine - Ninja.

Just discovered this in an end of year list and I dig it so far. Production is a bit too clean but it's some rad bluesey rock.
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Re: Be(a)st Records of the year thread, 2017 (version)

Postby $harkToootth » Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:30 am

Hold off on the 2018 list until goroth's album debuts (Friday)!!! That would be a good one to start with!!!
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
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Re: Be(a)st Records of the year thread, 2017 (version)

Postby goroth » Thu Jan 04, 2018 4:07 pm

:hug:
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Re: Be(a)st Records of the year thread, 2017 (version)

Postby SPACERITUAL » Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:33 pm

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Re: Be(a)st Records of the year thread, 2017 (version)

Postby $harkToootth » Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:35 pm

Which one? The original or live TV version?
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Re: Be(a)st Records of the year thread, 2017 (version)

Postby SPACERITUAL » Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:39 pm

retinal orbita wrote:John Wiese "Escaped Language" LP
Sissy Spacek "Slow Move" CD
Perverted Ceremony "Sabbat Of Behezaël" LP




Yo retinal basically just laid out three of my most played of 17 right here. Saw wiese do the new material live a couple months ago with Zola Jesus (yaaaaaawn). Was amazing. But yo that perverted ceremony.
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Re: Be(a)st Records of the year thread, 2017 (version)

Postby SPACERITUAL » Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:39 pm

$harkToootth wrote:Which one? The original or live TV version?




Anything having to do with it really.
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Re: Be(a)st Records of the year thread, 2017 (version)

Postby $harkToootth » Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:42 pm

I'll be the first to admit they really shit the bed with the rendition of this track.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4OswtsDzqc
The art director also completely shit the bed, the room, the house, the studio with their interpretation of Columbia. Not enough depends in the world for how much that was shit up.
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Re: Be(a)st Records of the year thread, 2017 (version)

Postby $harkToootth » Sat Jan 06, 2018 7:36 pm

L8 2 the game. CONTAMINATED - Final Man. I'll be watching this label (Blood Harvest, out of Sweden) come 2018.
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