How many pedals do you own?
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Re: How many pedals do you own?
I have never even worn a band shirt to work!! Thankfully I’m only in my office for about 2 hours a day so I’m free to do as I please....
Although they do frequently see me packing up discogs/reverb orders because I don’t have a printer at home so I’m sure they think I’m some kind of mail-order psycho.
Although they do frequently see me packing up discogs/reverb orders because I don’t have a printer at home so I’m sure they think I’m some kind of mail-order psycho.
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Re: How many pedals do you own?
I pretty much wear whatever I want to work, even tho it's technically an office job and I have an office and do office stuff. It's pretty chill.retinal orbita wrote:I have never even worn a band shirt to work!! Thankfully I’m only in my office for about 2 hours a day so I’m free to do as I please....
Although they do frequently see me packing up discogs/reverb orders because I don’t have a printer at home so I’m sure they think I’m some kind of mail-order psycho.
That said, the last 6 months or so I've been a bit disengaged and have possibly been a bit toooooooo chill. Maybe they'll fire me.
At least I have pedals. They can't fire me.
Right?
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Re: How many pedals do you own?
lessee:
Whirlwind Selector
Dunlop Crybaby GCB-95
Vox V8 distortion
Blackstar HT-DistX
Line 6 DL4
Coppersound Telegraph
Zoom G3
Zoom MS-70CDR
EHX Superego
EHX Mel9
EHX Synth9
Digitech Timebender
Digitech Jamman Solo + homebrew FS3x
Zoom B3
Zoom MS-60B
DOD FX91
Rowin Time Maker
Think I got them all. Right now, these guys aren't on my board (DL4, Telegraph, Blackstar, Synth9) nor are the bass pedals (DOD, B3 and 60B)
Whirlwind Selector
Dunlop Crybaby GCB-95
Vox V8 distortion
Blackstar HT-DistX
Line 6 DL4
Coppersound Telegraph
Zoom G3
Zoom MS-70CDR
EHX Superego
EHX Mel9
EHX Synth9
Digitech Timebender
Digitech Jamman Solo + homebrew FS3x
Zoom B3
Zoom MS-60B
DOD FX91
Rowin Time Maker
Think I got them all. Right now, these guys aren't on my board (DL4, Telegraph, Blackstar, Synth9) nor are the bass pedals (DOD, B3 and 60B)
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Re: How many pedals do you own?
I wore a THE RITA shirt to work, and DEATH 'Leprosy' album cover. People were into it. We all don't see each other that often though.retinal orbita wrote:I have never even worn a band shirt to work!! Thankfully I’m only in my office for about 2 hours a day so I’m free to do as I please....
I think the key is to show up to work in your noise show garb, and the days you get dressed up nice for work, got to a noise show (been to one in salmon colored dockers... #transgressive

Yes, pedals, technically can't fire you, but they can quit.Blood_mountain wrote:At least I have pedals. They can't fire me.
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Re: How many pedals do you own?
No! You can't fire me! I've got too many pedals for you to fire me. Fire Greg. He doesn't even own a phaser.$harkToootth wrote:Yes, pedals, technically can't fire you, but they can quit.Blood_mountain wrote:At least I have pedals. They can't fire me.
Right?
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echorec wrote:No! You can't fire me! I've got too many pedals for you to fire me. Fire Greg. He doesn't even own a GRAPE phaser.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: How many pedals do you own?
Well I own TWO phasers so I think my employment is pretty locked in 

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Re: How many pedals do you own?
If we're going off pedal count as a means of job security... consider me a gym teacher in an affluent school district with tenure. Suck it tax payers!retinal orbita wrote:Well I own TWO phasers so I think my employment is pretty locked in
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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Also, I have not 1, not 2, but 3 fuzz hugger hoddies that I wear all the time. So colleagues have a thousand and ten percent (I crunched the numbers) seen me in those. I also know cause they commented.
What is this fuzz hugger?
Who is fuzz hugger?
How do you fuzz hugger?
Am I allergic?
What is this fuzz hugger?
Who is fuzz hugger?
How do you fuzz hugger?
Am I allergic?
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: How many pedals do you own?
$harkToootth wrote:echorec wrote:No! You can't fire me! I've got too many pedals for you to fire me. Fire Greg. He doesn't even own a GRAPE phaser.
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Sweet dealin's: here
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"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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Re: How many pedals do you own?
Ok, so this is a weird thing. In the province that I grew up in, the regional slang for a hoodie is a “Bunny Hug” (don’t ask, I have no idea). So if I got a Fuzz Hugger hoodie, there, I’d be wearing a FUZZ HUGGER BUNNY HUG.$harkToootth wrote:Also, I have not 1, not 2, but 3 fuzz hugger hoddies that I wear all the time. So colleagues have a thousand and ten percent (I crunched the numbers) seen me in those. I also know cause they commented.
What is this fuzz hugger?
Who is fuzz hugger?
How do you fuzz hugger?
Am I allergic?
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Your province sounds meta. meta_province. I can apply that to my own vernacular. Hoddie = Bunny Hug moving forward. Thank you for this cultural exchange.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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Re: How many pedals do you own?
If you live in one of the provinces of South Africa, you may be eatin' bunny chow:




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Re: How many pedals do you own?
Did a quick count by memory last night and ended above 60pedals. More/more specific than that I don't want to say, cause it's feeling a bit embarrasing atm. I though it was like 40-ish but was obviously wrong.