The Annual OMG I Never Post About Gear ILFSS2017 Thread

[D.o.S.]

Rather than being sneaky about it, you should post your not-so-subtle hints about your tastes in gear, guns, goblins, and gear in this thread?

Or you can just post sneaky things.

[Chankgeez]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehX4VnG7pYU

[Jwar]

I mean, I don't think this applies to me because I write MY BONER on literally everything you know.

What would be something I'd love to have is something unorthodox. Not necessarily in sound, but just in general. I pretty much have all the fucking pedals I need plus some. So, man...this is hard for me now. I'm such a whore. I love ILF brands. I'm digging stuff that changes the sound of other pedals. If you get what I'm saying??? I guess if I had to pick something, I'd love a weird filter. OH! Yea I almost forgot! LOL! I'm looking for a good looper. Not a bypass looper. God fuck those things.

I like metal (except dejent (well I love Meshuggah but that's it) and death metal), rock, jazz (not a ton but I can dig it), classical music (love orchestra stuff), dj music (ie DJ Shadow, Kid Koala, DJ Spooky, The Chemical Brothers...etc), love the 90's, hip hop, gagster rap (old shit, hate the new shit)...etc.

I wear a Large size t-shirt.

I love horror themed things. Movies, collectibles, games...whatever. Horror stuff is my life.

I'm a book worm, but mostly like fucked up gory shit. I can also get down with some gothic style stuff or a good detective novel. I mean, I read other stuff too, but just not as much.

I'm still not a huge candy person but I like chocolate and peanut butter. That's my favorite combo. Well, I also love toffee. That shit is the bomb yo. YO!

Uhhhhh what else. I like nudes. Especially of you. Whoever you are.

Yea...that uhh...about covers it.

[rustywire]

Gib munny

Shirt size-M (L if the shirts run small) generally prefer bold or dark colors: navy blue, wine, mustard brown and obv black.
Not picky about pedal recs...but no drive/pre amp/eq, compressors or octave pedals. They're already well covered & then some; ty but no ty.
See sig for shortlist wants, they've mostly remained the same for the past 2 years [oof]

8/16/32 bit retro gaming was my first jam, I'm mostly looking for non-refurb originals/player-grade-but-clean stuff, however collectible and complete stuff is also cool if you can score a deal. I've been infrequently/passively looking for both PS: Castlevania SOTN & Chrono Cross to finally play through/complete. Esp now that I've got my rgb monitor set up.

I like hot sauce but prefer flavor over fire. My fav *spicy* peppers are jalapenos.
I like food with simple, pronounceable ingredients (sans hfcs/variants). If you've got local fare/farmer market type canning or other manner of preserve offerings see what can ship [fresh farm garlic will make you a legend]. Savory over sweet as a general rule. Variety is the spice of life...and I enjoy a variety of spice.

Edit: Almost forgot! Please do not buy me anything at/from walmart
Edit#2: Can play music formats of many types excluding 78rpm records, wax cylinders, 8 track tape. Favorites are vinyl & cassettes.
I forgot handsome socks are popular around here. If you go that route, my feet are US11s.
Also- just because I'm prone to splurge in giving doesn't mean I expect, nor should my own ILFSS feel obligated to do so for me. Last year I spent too much time overthinking things and wound up going way overboard. Times can get tight without warning, life happens etc. Dont go into debt, either. Have fun with it, I'll prob wind up loving w/e I get if YOU (my ILFSS) catch dem vibes.

[raj007]

Pedals: Always up for trying new dirt. Avoid Boss (hate how they look). Ring Mod is bad.

Music: No longer have a record player, but I can play CD's and Tapes. Like a lot of genres so I'm open to just about anything Santa thinks is cool.

Food: Hot Sauce (Habanero hottest I usually go), candy (no toffee) , Olive Oils, Nuts. Something specific to your region, local, NEAT.

XXL shirt size. Size 12 shoe. Size S dong

I just got an OP-1 ..so wouldn't mind pairing a Pocket Operator with it ...or something Bastl.

Fun guitar picks (I use .60 or .73)

I use Curt Mangan 10's ...but if you have a brand of choice, happy to try em!

Love comics....have a favorite series? Try me.
-Sean Murphy my fav comic artist. Jeff Lemire my fav writer

If you could grant me a day with Alessandro Cortini that'd be cool.

I have a PS4

I like Philosophy books

I like you!

[goroth]

I will endeavor to post more such that my participation in this thread is not necessary.

[lordgalvar]

Long walks on the beach.

[BetterOffShred]

I'm getting an Ibanez Rg852 to accompany the other 3 Ibanez I have.. and I got a boneshaker ..

I'd love a full compliment of new tubes for my Mesa. 6x6L6 and 5x12AX7 is a lot of tubes. Maybe I'll try some 6550s

I want an OBNE Dark Star ..

[UglyCasanova]

Music: Local bands and artist would be neat! Your music!? I prefer tapes or vinyl, but I can play anything.

Clothing: I need socks! I'm a size 10. I own too many t-shirts.

Snacks: I'm not picky, but I'm a soyboy (vegetarian). Sour or salty > sweet.

Gear: Whatever you think is cool. Bass-friendly pedals are welcome, but again; this is your game.

preferred stalking level: comesect2.0

[jrfox92]

Last year's is still pretty accurate:

I eat veggies.
If you send me candy there's a high probability that whatever it is, it will be eaten in less than an hour.
I like weird spices and hot sauce.
No allergies but I tend to avoid anything fermented (except for a nice aged cheese and apple cider).
I like gigantic (XXL+) shirts and big (XL) jackets/hoodies/sweaters.
Vinyl is preferred but anything will be loved (unless it's Top Pops, if you send me a Justin Bieber album you're getting subscribed to a dildo-a-month club).
Concerning pedals, as long as it works and doesn't instantly blow my amp up, I'm happy.

Although +1 on socks.
I need socks.

[baremountain]

I am into whatever pedal-wise. I've never had a reverb I liked enough to keep it? Wouldn't be opposed to changing that, but I also don't see it being quick to change. LFO-locked modulation also kinda drives me crazy because it is always out of sync with what goes around it. PLLs, delays, weird pitchies, stepped/random modulation, & filters are always cool. Builder crushes: Dwarfcraft, ss/bs, mtl assembly, Cooper, Industrialectric, Fairfield & been jonesing to try Lightning Wave, Rouchambeau, or Drolo. Adventure are some tight homies that aren't on ILF. Pretty much open to anything.
CV connectivity is where my brain's at now. Just started a modular so if I get paired with a modular person as my SS I could use pretty much any kind of module (though I'm a big fan of Make Noise, and interested in Intellijel/Mutable).

I have so many freakin' shirts. I print shirts. If you wanna give me shirts anyways, I'm an M. I'm always down for a dope tie dye shirt that I can cut into a tank top. I don't like premade tank tops because the hem is always shitty. I like colorful clothes, floral prints, and big flowy overshirts/blouses I guess size L/XL+ for those? Socks are also tight, I don't have enough graphic socks. I got medium size boy feets.

I can play anything, but vinyl & tape are what I mainly bump. Bandcamp downloads are also fuckin' rad, because I use bandcamp as my primary streaming service.
I like dreamy stuff, pop (not like radio pop but like weirdo pop), indie rock, folk/freak folk, and real into rap & hip hop (mainly more underground stuff like Open Mike Eagle, Busdriver, early Why?, Milo, Zeroh, Elucid, Billy Woods, etc - 90s hip hop is gr8 too). I can and will bump the shit outta your friends' band though.

NO MEATZ, NO DAIRY, NO ANIMAL PRODUCTS PLS. (all caps bc it's the only important thing i am saying here). I like spicy, salty, savory, sour, sweet, bitter in that order. I am very into the spice.

uhmmm other media interests include books (trying to read books by not-white-dudes for a minute because I realized like 98+% of the books I've ever read have been written by white dudes & all perspectives are created equal blah blah but I'm not a stickler abt this) so if you're into some lit stuff gimme something good to read. Length doesn't deter me (I finished Infinite Jest) but it's gotta be not too dry if I'm gonna sink 2 months into reading it.

I smoke a lot of weed - edibles are hella cool too use this at ur own risk

synths weed veggies music socks books i think that's everything about me????

[AZX309]

hopefully I can get someone to vouch for me this year.

Pedals: all fuzz is good fuzz. could go for a ring mod but anything is good.
Music: Im limited to cds and downloads. anything Warp records is good. your music is better.
clothing: medium shirt. something long sleeve or anything warm. Its 80% winter where i live unless its a weird off year like this one.
food: no nuts, im not allergic but people i live with are. candy is cool.

i use thick stings and thicker picks (1mm+)

[BetterOffShred]

Oh this is a real thing? I was just saying shit I wanted
My bad. I probably sounded all ass-holey.. sorry

[jrfox92]

Oh this is a real thing? I was just saying shit I wanted
My bad. I probably sounded all ass-holey.. sorry

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[coldbrightsunlight]

Currently most interested in modulation (phase/flange) with plenty of low end for bass. Also a simple great sounding analog or analog sounding pt2399 sort of delay. I'm pretty set for dirt I think at the moment but stalk me and see if you find something wonderful.

I like modules as you may know if you read around them. I am looking to switch things up a bit, don't know if I post much about it. I also like little synth things that play nice with others, having a little orchestra of synths is a fun way to spend time.

Food: I'm vegan and coeliac (gluten free) so very awkward I'm not very into sweet things but I adore cooking food from everywhere around the world, trying new coffee and wine (may be customs issues with the latter....).

Clothes: I probably have enough T-shirts etc but if you find a dope one I am a size 12 (UK) or women's medium in most places. Wooly hats and gloves are nice (not real wool though please! Spare our fleecy friends).

Music: CDs or digital please I struggle with other formats. I love all sorts of things and would like to hear something new. Hopefully I'm stalkable on that front.

Other, I loooove books. Sci fi and non genre fiction mostly.

Overall I will try to post in a more helpful to stalkers way for a couple of months! I keep thinking of things and updating this post so don't think you're finished with it too early.