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Postby Chankgeez » Wed May 20, 2015 9:15 pm

So, in the (phantasmagorovich) spirit of posting misinformation to get builders to post here more, what can we say about these pedals?

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Let's speculate.

I'd've added more freaky pedals to the thread title, but there seems to be a character limit.

We can start with those or any other pedal you wanna talk about or something like that.
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Re: Keeley The Absolüte Würst, SubDecay Harmonic Antagonizer

Postby lordgalvar » Wed May 20, 2015 9:25 pm

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I think these are all Klons....


(They are lastgasp prototypes)
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Re: Keeley The Absolüte Würst, SubDecay Harmonic Antagonizer

Postby Chankgeez » Wed May 20, 2015 9:27 pm

Those knobs and switches are dead giveaways.

I'd love it if Hiro posted here. Good call, lordgalvar.
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Re: Keeley The Absolüte Würst, SubDecay Harmonic Antagonizer

Postby oldangelmidnight » Wed May 20, 2015 10:23 pm

Didn't Keeley used to be kind of a classy operation?
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Re: Keeley The Absolüte Würst, SubDecay Harmonic Antagonizer

Postby Chankgeez » Wed May 20, 2015 10:38 pm

They still are, check this out:

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Re: Keeley The Absolüte Würst, SubDecay Harmonic Antagonizer

Postby Bellyheart » Wed May 20, 2015 10:56 pm

Subdecay uglyface is cool. I thought he already made one though.

What's the Keeley about?
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Re: Keeley The Absolüte Würst, SubDecay Harmonic Antagonizer

Postby Jesus Was a Robot » Wed May 20, 2015 10:59 pm

The Keeley isn't real. It was an Aprils Fools joke.
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Re: Keeley The Absolüte Würst, SubDecay Harmonic Antagonizer

Postby Chankgeez » Wed May 20, 2015 11:01 pm

I think the SubDecay is an updated Noise Box (which I love).

Keeley bills The Absolüte Würst as a "Random Harmony Generator".

https://robertkeeley.com/product/absolute-wurst/
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Re: Keeley The Absolüte Würst, SubDecay Harmonic Antagonizer

Postby lordgalvar » Wed May 20, 2015 11:01 pm

Dude, Keeley isn't real...like Betty Crocker or something?

Wikipedia is hard.
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Re: Keeley The Absolüte Würst, SubDecay Harmonic Antagonizer

Postby Chankgeez » Wed May 20, 2015 11:03 pm

jwar wrote:The Keeley isn't real. It was an Aprils Fools joke.


I don't care, I still want one.

(The better to misinformation you with. There's no greater misinformation than an April Fools joke gone rogue.)
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Re: Keeley The Absolüte Würst, SubDecay Harmonic Antagonizer

Postby phantasmagorovich » Thu May 21, 2015 4:48 am

Keeley wrote:Much worse than the Klon!


He knows how to play the ILF crowd!


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For an april fools joke this is going a looong way!

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Re: Keeley The Absolüte Würst, SubDecay Harmonic Antagonizer

Postby goroth » Thu May 21, 2015 6:15 am

It's not an april fool's joke - you can add it to your cart at PGS.

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The description there is pretty god damned awesome.

There are three modes and about a hundred different sounds in Keeley’s Würst. The three main modes are Random, Pitch Up and Pitch Down. “Random” is sort of like an LFO-driven random, super-resonant sample-and-hold filter. Pitch Up and Pitch Down do exactly what they sound like, but in the most pleasingly disharmonic way.

The Blend and Gain knobs are pretty self-explanatory, then there is the Proximity (read: how far from the root note the “harmony” is) and Range/Rate. In Pitch Up and Down modes, this controls the range of pitch and in Random mode, this controls the rate of the filter. Proximity and Range in conjunction can get really weird, really quickly. And it gets weird, all right. Weird, even for the Würst.


It seems the last few product releases Keeley has been moving away from the transparent compressor crowd and doing some cool stuff.

Psi fuzz, that fuzz wah (minus the horrible graphics), mu-tron thinger. All looks cool.
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Re: Keeley The Absolüte Würst, SubDecay Harmonic Antagonizer

Postby Jesus Was a Robot » Thu May 21, 2015 9:46 am

That's weird as fuck! He said it was an April Fools joke. Maybe they changed their minds after there was a positive response to it?
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Re: Keeley The Absolüte Würst, SubDecay Harmonic Antagonizer

Postby Chankgeez » Thu May 21, 2015 9:55 am

So, does this mean that because you were trying to misinform me, you're buying me one as a present to make it up to me? :snax:
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Re: Keeley The Absolüte Würst, SubDecay Harmonic Antagonizer

Postby D.o.S. » Thu May 21, 2015 10:04 am

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Still doesn't remind me of my Noise Ensemble, but I would probably fuck with it. This is the kind of thing, I think, that would desperately benefit from a Tourbox.
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