ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread

[skullservant]

No one wanted to be the person to make the thread, so here it is!

[D.o.S.]

Pfft.

[neonblack]

Now let's see who lists their wishes first...

[skullservant]

STALK ME

[D.o.S.]

So assertive.

[goroth]

So assertive.

Very.

The satan who gets me is going to have to stalk the shit out of me.

[skullservant]

My assertion is out of bro-er-ly fuzz-love

[DarkAxel]

ummm i'll be the dick probably

no liquorice please. Fine with both candy and choklety stuff, although the way to my heart is probably more through chocolate i'm finding out.
For clothes, I'm somewhere between Medium and Large, if you want to make me look buff, buy me Medium t-shirts
Feel free to send over musics as well. No real preference except for ska-punk, which I hate passionately.
Five-screw high mass bass bridge
Pedals good for bass. Synthier/octave fuzzes*, maybe a flanger, envelope filter or an octave pedal? Darker-voiced, murky analog delay? Kits? Drone synth? Some non-expensive isolated multi-power supply instead of a pedal? A nice strap? A new cable? Patch cables? Flatwound strings?

*haven't played/owned a Fuzzhugger or a Devi and would really love to try some if you want to go for fuzz

I'm not really that picky, these are just guidelines... and i like to think about stuff I'd want In the end, just put your heart into it and I'll be happy. Shit... make it personal. Establish a friendship. Be cool

[Eivind August]

I use the same t-shirt size as DarkAxel, and I also look buff in mediums. I don't expect a shirt, though.
Musics are cool.
I eat everything, but I'm not that fond of lamb.
I mostly use fuzz, delay and reverb. I haven't really bonded with any modulation, but that doesn't mean that I won't.
Just stalk me. Stalk me hard and good. Make me feel it. Inside.

[neonblack]

Skinnyfat medium here. Black, Grey, Blackish-grey.
Not fond of most metal, but I do love aggressive fuzzed out stuff. I talk about music a lot on here, so stalking is encouraged. Edit: I realized I don't talk that much about music. I'm into pretty much anything Sargent House puts out. Heavy/noisy but still catchy is good. Been really into Pissed Jeans, St Vincent, and Death From Above 1979 lately. Probably going to miss the DFA79 show next month, so maybe a shirt to help ease the pain?

Bass only here. Fuzz, reverb, pitch shifting, synthy stuff. Really, just whatever. As long as it can handle bass or can't handle it in the best way. Freeze might be fun. I don't need a muff. If you're thinking fuzz, think weird. Squarewaves? Sure! Buzzy, synthy, gated, oscillating. Whatever. Anyways.

Oh, and I'm vegan. love spicy food. dark chocolate is king. no gelatin. No animal products. if you're not sure, google "is _____ vegan?"

Sorry to be that guy. Hope it doesnt make candy shopping way harder. If it does make it impossible, I'll cheat, but just for you bb

[UglyCasanova]

Size M shirtz.
Noise, drone and ambient music. I'm trying to expand my horizon, so this isn't set in stone, wink wink. Vinyl is cool, but so are CDs!
Sending alcohol proably means it won't arrive. Thanks, Norgay.
I'm a candy dude, but I hate Hershey's. Reese's PB cups, salty liquorice and sour candy are welcome to enter my tummy.
Hot sauce is sexy.
I heart (synth/suboctave?)fuzz, jangly delays, drone stuff and pretty much anything except phaser/flanger (no offence).
Books are cool. I like novels and poetry, preferably dark or weird.
Stickerzzz!
Stalking is good and recommended.
A sweet little card/riddle/puzzle to know who you are might be would be could be cool!
You'll make me happy as long as you make an effort!

[skullservant]

Size XL shirt (so I never grow out of it)
stalk me for music
into gummies, domestic or foreign
always a fan of delay and reverb
could use a clip or pedal tuner and a 10' cable

[goroth]

?

Skinnyfat medium here.
Not fond of most metal, but I do love aggressive fuzzed out stuff. I talk about music a lot on here, so stalking is encouraged.

Bass only here. Fuzz, reverb, pitch shifting, synthy stuff. Really, just whatever. As long as it can handle bass or can't handle it in the best way.

Oh, and I'm vegan. love spicy food. dark chocolate is king. no gelatin. No animal products. if you're not sure, google "is _____ vegan?"

Sorry to be that guy. Hope it doesnt make candy shopping way harder. If it does make it impossible, I'll cheat, but just for you bb

You don't even eat bacon?

[neonblack]

Hahahaha I was actually going to put "And no, bacon is not vegan."

So no, no bacon for me. I can make some killer crispy eggplant bacon though. But I'm sure that's heresy to the baconators out there.

[UglyCasanova]

I love bacon, but it's the only thing my lady won't allow me to make in our house. The smell makes her sick she says. Kick her in the cunt, you say?