★★★ BILF 2014 - NOW VOTING !!! ★★★

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★★★ BILF 2014 - NOW VOTING !!! ★★★

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Links to voting threads:

http://ilovefuzz.com/viewtopic.php?f=149&t=39372
http://ilovefuzz.com/viewtopic.php?f=149&t=39373
http://ilovefuzz.com/viewtopic.php?f=149&t=39374
http://ilovefuzz.com/viewtopic.php?f=149&t=39375
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Alright, B-Boys and B-Girls,



I will be the host to your annual BILF - Boards I'd Like to Fuck (aka Boards of ILF for those of you with weird sexual tendencies.)

We all know what it is, but since some of us take substances that are detrimental to long-term memory and some of you may not have been around for last year's round, I'll give you a quick idea:

BILF is the battle of the boards of ILF, we do it in the beginning of the year so that everyone can stick the christmas loot on the board. Every contestant mails a picture of his board to this address: ilfbilf2014@gmail.com, pictures get sorted into different threads where we vote for the board we like best. Afterwards there is a final round which determines the overall winner who will get a badge like Holy Schnikes and mayeb something else. (Donations welcome)
Rules vary from year to year, depending on the organizer. Which brings me to

This Year's Rules


NO CATEGORIES!! ALL GET SORTED INTO ONE POT.
(I had fun thinking them up so I won't delete the category descriptions.)

I have decided to divide the into four categories:

❧THE WORKHORSES☙
This is exclusively for boards that are actually used in bands and for live shows Voters should take aspects like portability and cutting through the mix into account.

❧THE SHOWHORSES☙
This is for themed boards
Be it color, names, whatever. If it's not apparent, please explain the theme in the email.

❧THE RACING HORSES☙
This is for showing off the expensive stuff
Rarity and pedigree should be decisive factors in this category.

❧THE PONYS☙
This is for boards that focus on budget.
Value for money and creativity should be decisive.


THE FRANKENHORSES
If you have a board that you feel does not fit into any of the other category but still want to enter, I might open up this one.


Everyone on ILF is allowed to enter once as long as he or she enters an actual board, pedal collections on the floor are not eligible. You can put something together for the contest specifically except for the workhorse category. While it's not mandatory to submit an anonymous picture, it is strongly encouraged. Guessing which board belongs to whom was a huge part of the fun last year. Please include the signal chain in the email, so I can post it along with the picture.

Entries will end by January 15th February 2nd (extended due to organisational mishaps), give me a day or two to sort everything out and then voting will start. Planning on having a winner by early February.


Cheers!

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stuff:

email to:
ilfbilf2014@gmail
subject:
ilf handle & the category you wish to enter
include:
picture
signal chain
possible additional explanations
Max. picture size:
700px wide & 600 px high
picture format: jpg
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phantasmagorovich wrote:... I will be the host to your annual BILF - Boards I'd Like to Fuck (aka Boards of ILF for those of you with weird sexual tendencies.)
I think you meant "Broads I'd Like to Fuck", phantasmaPIMPovich.
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Uhhh! Great! Stoked!

Let US pm! I want to donate sth.!
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:yay:

Any chance of a full rig category? Like a gigging rig not just everything you have piled into one pic kinda category? :hobbes:
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Ancient Astronaught wrote::yay:

Any chance of a full rig category? Like a gigging rig not just everything you have piled into one pic kinda category? :hobbes:

I'd rather stick to these four, already lots of balls to juggle (TWSS). Maybe we should hold a RILF in summer?
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SUMMER RILF!!!!
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phantasmagorovich wrote:
Ancient Astronaught wrote::yay:

Any chance of a full rig category? Like a gigging rig not just everything you have piled into one pic kinda category? :hobbes:

I'd rather stick to these four, already lots of balls to juggle (TWSS). Maybe we should hold a RILF in summer?
I like this idea, alot. :thumb:

Hopefully your NPD will happen before the 15th. :animal:
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Ancient Astronaught wrote:
phantasmagorovich wrote:
Ancient Astronaught wrote::yay:

Any chance of a full rig category? Like a gigging rig not just everything you have piled into one pic kinda category? :hobbes:

I'd rather stick to these four, already lots of balls to juggle (TWSS). Maybe we should hold a RILF in summer?
I like this idea, alot. :thumb:

Hopefully your NPD will happen before the 15th. :animal:

I hope so too! Not sure if I'll get in myself though. On the off-chance of me winning anything I'd feel shitty to collect any of the prizes I organized. I think I will take advantage of everybody being so secretive and be posting all over the pedalboard thread.
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Yaaaaay super fun!! RILF also sounds like a good idea.
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phantasmagorovich wrote:I hope so too! Not sure if I'll get in myself though. On the off-chance of me winning anything I'd feel shitty to collect any of the prizes I organized. I think I will take advantage of everybody being so secretive and be posting all over the pedalboard thread.
Ahhhh good call! Well I anxiously await some new pedalboard pics!
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Ooh, nice categories!! Both of my boards definitely fall into the Workhorse category. Now I just need to pick which one I want to enter. And I really want to get my new pedal put together in time. This is a good motivator.
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Damn, wish I could enter all of 'em.

But awesome nonetheless.
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I really like the idea. I might devirginize myself this year BILF wise.
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